they're burning bra's in the other room, come check it out!

I thought all this time that women's suffrage was that they couldn't complain! That's why when they got the right to complain they won't stop!

Try Mutual Match, it worked once.

Hey Mutual match aint that bad! Mutual Match 1 out of 1000000120348

It was from mutual match

Pull up a cair and tell us your troubles, better yet, got any jokes?

Just say, "my wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was you trying to bring her back!"

Dear Wife:



I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.



Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.



Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.



Your EX-Husband



P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to Hollywood , California ! Have a good life!

_______________________________________________________

Dear X-Husband:



Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.



I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal , you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.



After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.



Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!



P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Karla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

It actually takes five women with menopause to change a lightbulb, because it just F***ing Does!

I got property up that way outside Dayton. It's nice up there. Don't care too much for Cleveland. Good luck!

Sex with Ava Gabor-gasm

I think you left a few out for the women. But, naked with beer is correct.

Sex with an officer - Major-gasm

sex on a tug - harbor-gasm

Sex in Maine - Bangor-gasm

Sex while grounded - hanger-gasm

If we would just revamp th tax code, our dollar would be worth alot more and our jobs would come back here instead of going overseas to avoid the tax burden the IRS places on Corporations. Our politicians are taxing the jobs right out of this country. Do some rsearch people.

I see we are enjoying our day off. Not everyone can understand the world situation. Some people like to live in fantasy worlds where only the goblins attack.

The garage thing fell through? Keep your chin up, there's a garage out there for yah man. You'll find it when you're not looking. Just remember that there are plenty of garages out there and according the the DIY network, only 50% of Americans actually use them for parking their car.

UMMM, maybe just a lttle.

Good morning Cutie!

This mutual match stuff works!!! Just don't tell PATSFAN!

Yup, I still have a couple acres need cleared.