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Thu 04/03/08 05:21 AM
You forgot the bathroom and beer fridge!

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Thu 04/03/08 05:19 AM


Hey don't forget to make sure it has heat and a/c! Set the bar high man. Don't settle, go for a fridge full of beer and a lazy chair too.
nice lol I,ll rewrite


And a bathroom too, you'll need one if you get the beer!

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Thu 04/03/08 05:17 AM
Hey don't forget to make sure it has heat and a/c! Set the bar high man. Don't settle, go for a fridge full of beer and a lazy chair too.

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Wed 04/02/08 08:16 PM

once you understand my mind......i do not use the word NO.....laugh laugh laugh


I don't see how that is possible, women are forever changing their minds.

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Wed 04/02/08 08:14 PM
Why ask, it will only change in ten minutes and we will still be clueless.

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Wed 04/02/08 08:11 PM
Outside: I missed you when you left
Inside: But my aim is getting better

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Wed 04/02/08 08:05 PM
Handy dictionary to decipher personals ads........

MEN'S ADS

40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic............ Watches a lot of NASCAR
Free Spirit..........Banging your sister
Good looking........ Arrogant
Very good looking... Dumb as a board
Honest.............. Pathological Liar
Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy

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Wed 04/02/08 08:04 PM
Oh boy and can we watch "Steel Magnolia's"? Or maybe, Sleepless or "You've got mail"

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Wed 04/02/08 07:57 PM




love :heart: :heart: :heart: SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH:heart: :heart: :heart: love


What happened? Did the phone get hit by lightning

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Wed 04/02/08 07:53 PM
Thats what the hang up button is for, just press END on your cell phone, they learn.

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Wed 04/02/08 07:50 PM
Kissing http://www.justsayhi.com/user/view/470260 this nose!

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Wed 04/02/08 07:21 PM

If a fart can be defined as "natural gas", does it follow that a wet fart is definied as "liquified natural gas?"huh


We are all dumber now for having read this. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Wed 04/02/08 07:17 PM

I luv a hot guy in boxers!


So you like a sweaty guy in his underwear?

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Wed 04/02/08 07:16 PM
Was she a Pro?

A pro? A Pro Dan is how you think of yourself.

About last night

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Wed 04/02/08 07:08 PM


depends


Antyhing BUT Depends, I hope!


I can see that in depends!

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Wed 04/02/08 07:06 PM


depends


depends on the situation, or you wear Depends?


I can't email the pics through here can I?

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Wed 04/02/08 07:04 PM
depends

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Wed 04/02/08 06:45 PM

fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down????


DO I need to come there and defend my sisters honor?

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Wed 04/02/08 06:41 PM

i called her, shes too busy, she said she's getting yet another protein injection lol


MIne too, the bar she's at says she's already in the alley!

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Wed 04/02/08 06:37 PM
Edited by catfishned on Wed 04/02/08 06:38 PM
This hottie is mine! Back off fellers!