I would put that over pasta.

obviously not at the PX

Subject: US Navy Directive 16134

(You've got to love the military, and God bless them all.) U.S. Navy
Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts ) The following directive was
issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle
East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any
military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:
1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic versions] 2. 'Shrine Busters'
[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic
shrines. Some with unit logos.] 3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English
and Arabic versions] 4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.' [Both
English and Arabic versions] 5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.'
[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope
cross-hairs.] 6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and
English versions] 7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version] 8.
'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] The above
T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this
directive.
In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
message:

1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800
Daily.'
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?

When I got out of Marine Corps basic, I thought I was Billy-bad-a**, and got into many of them. My last one ended in me being thrown through the front window of a bar about 20 years ago. No fighting since. But, I still have a few scars from them. And some stories! But the window cured me.

just washed the dog, then she jumped back in the pond. I guess she wants to stay outside in the sunshine today.

Liberals only support their own freedom of speech, everyone else must lsten to them! Sad. It's amazing to see their true colors coming out.

Put in the movie "So I married and axe murderer" and sing along!

#3 here.

Good morning, It in the 60's here in FL, having coffee out at the pond with my dog Catfish and the cat Fred. The birds are chirping allover the place and the the fish are having breakfast. Everything is green and I don't have to work today. Life is good!

As my buddy always said "F**k um and make um eat fish heads!" I think that about covers it!

Oh good, one less woman I can lose my house to!

Who is willing to admit they still have their Christmas lights up somewhere? I still have some up in a tree that I don't feel like climbing a ladder to get untangled.

Are you suggesting I take down my Christmas lights?

I've already had my coffee, watered the lawn, fed the fish and had breakfast! I should switch to decaf, but then I would never get anything done.

WOW, and here I was thinking that Mutual Match was done by matching the 23 dimensions of my personality and the stars and the day of the week added to my location, age, sex and various other factors to match me to the most compatible people!

Silly me!

I called an answering machine that said, "I can't come to the phone, I'm in bed with your sister!", and I was calling my brother.

When doing "that" what does he do when "it" happens?

I'm fixin to make some frozen custard, anyone hungry?

Its cute, but I lie some of the others.

Let me be the first to say "try Mutual Match".