Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATEDFROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES

THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

I got this one from my sister. Thanks Sis!!

that was a good one

shshss dont even have to be going through menopause for that to be true lmao

It actually takes five women with menopause to change a lightbulb, because it just F***ing Does!

a menopausal woman would tell you to change your own f***ing lightbulb. trust me on that.

d'ya ever wonder why menopause has the word MEN in it?

Or the word Pause?

Boxer where do you come up with these; for the 2nd time today I almost peed my pants.

omg if that isn't a woman going through the hell of their life...thank god I am not in that mood yet...

You all can laugh all you want, this sh@t is not funny. My ex refused to admit she was going through "the change" Its like PMS and the Hormones from Hell. My ex would sit by an open window in the winter time and tell me and the kids if we were cold to put on more clothes. The worst fights we had in 17 yrs were in the last 6, she would hit me and throw things at me. I'd laugh at first, but then later I would just leave the house when I saw what was going on. Add a little alcohol and its real trouble. Right after I moved out she finally saw her Dr. and started on hormone replacement therapy. I said Who cares now????
I suggested this years ago and it just was like pouring gas on a fire. MEANWHILE she has "Menopause for Dummies" under her side of the bed, but NOOOOOOOOOO, I don't need hormones, you need to get a second job. WTF.