Subject: US Navy Directive 16134

(You've got to love the military, and God bless them all.) U.S. Navy
Directive 16134 ( Inappropriate T-Shirts ) The following directive was
issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle
East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any
military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:
1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic versions] 2. 'Shrine Busters'
[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic
shrines. Some with unit logos.] 3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English
and Arabic versions] 4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.' [Both
English and Arabic versions] 5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.'
[Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope
cross-hairs.] 6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and
English versions] 7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version] 8.
'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] The above
T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this
directive.
In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
message:

1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800
Daily.'
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?

Where Can I Buy these Shirts

obviously not at the PX

I wonder how well a Shirt that Says 6 Middle eastern countries can get Along if 5 are Nuked would Go over

UH, pretty well, unless you try to sell them in those 5 countries!