"Dumped" in a sort of different way. I was on a date once at a very crowded, upscale restaurant where things were not going good between us. The food was just served to our table when I said to her; "I don't think this is going to work."

Next thing I knew, she stood up and turned the table over. It was a disaster. The table and all of the food/drinks were all over the floor! She stormed out while I sat in my seat. I just stood up, gave the waiter plenty of cash to cover everything (and more), apologized and politely made my own exit. Now that was what I call (table) "dumped"!

That's interesting. My brother always asks me after I go out on a date; "Did you check out her mother? That's what she's going to look like!"

Never saw the show, but then, I've never seen an episode of "Mash" or "Cheers" either. I sort of follow Groucho Marx's attitude when it comes to TV when he said; "TV is very educational. Everytime someone turns it on, I sit down to read a book!"

Best way. In a word, the "truth"!

Yes, I saw the movie years ago when it first came out. I was lucky enough to catch it again on TV just last week.

What a lucky guy to have escaped from a Turkish prison! I'm not so sure that how it ended was entirely accurate, with his apprent killing of the guard. I don't think he would have been able to get away as easily as he did had he killed the guy. The movie has a great soundtrack, too, especially the scene where he initially makes a run from the police into the crowded streets.

The movie shows, too, just how good our criminals have it in American prisons as opposed to a Turkish prison!

Blonde practices indoors for the pole vaulting event in the 2012 summer Olympics.

"Look people, I'm Marilyn Monroe!"

Don't take the Internet so seriously? In case you hadn't noticed, it's people who are on the Internet. Would you make your remark at a gathering of people in person? I don't think so!Common sense is going to tell you that you're not going to make any impression other than that of being, well, I won't say. We all can make rude or inappropriate remarks. It happens. Instead of getting defensive, a thoughtful person will apologize and everyone moves on.

Live each and every moment of each and every day. Appreciate everyone and everything around you. Treat everyone in the same way that you want to be treated.

It surprised the daylights out of me. We were kissing very passionately in the front seat of my car after leaving the dance where we met that night. As I was kissing her, she suddenly began to quiver all over the place and moaning. At first I thought she was having some sort of seizure, but oops, it was that special "something else"! LOL!

I've kissed a woman so passiontely that she had an orgasm just from the kiss alone!

Call me up to your stage anytime and I assure you, the stage will be rockin', for sure!

Living room? Time to expand your horizons! Try every room! Don't forget the washing machine, countertops, sink tops, against a floor, wall, or door, parks, picnic tables, hammocks, cars, beaches, jets, boats, balconies, pool tables, ladies rooms, tents, anywhere a little privacy can be had!

Happened at Milwaukee's Best Western Airport Hotel in their lounge/dance room.

Two key words here; "married man". I don't go near any woman unless she is "D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D". If single people didn't facilitate married people, they wouldn't be very many affairs.

If a married person has an affair on their spouse. Expect the same. Cheaters never stop cheating.

Dump him quick and move on sticking with a single man.

Ahh, generalizations! Beer belly? Bald? Looking for Barbie? There are guys out here that are none of the above and not looking for a Barbie Doll, just someone who is compatable!

Um, forgot these...

Started a bar room brawl (broken tables, chairs, etc.)

Got in regular fights while playing pool.

Got in a knife fight once. Luckily, it was broken up.

Went to Sturgis five times and got naked.

Went out with a porn star (didn't know her profession at the time).

Accepted a proposal from an ex on a cruise ship.

Road a hard tail chopper 6000 miles cross country with frequent stops at Wal-Marts to buy sponges to duct tape on the seat to save my a@@.

Swam into a rip tide and made it out alone.

Got married to three women and survived.

Got caught in the muzzle blast from a tank and lost the hearing in one ear.

Slept overnight alone in a rest stop gutter on a motorcycle road trip.

Stood up on request with a band and sang "Wild Thing" with the lead female singer. She pushed me off stage as my moves were too "sexual".

Want more? LOL!

From California? Nuff said right there!

No, keep up your "pickiness" and don't settle for less than what you want in a man. My brother was single for around 15 years, then he met the love of his life about five years ago. They have been living happily ever after. It happens!

Played boat tag on a lake at night without running lights with our motors going full throttle and it was so dark, you couldn't see your hand in front on your face.