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Mon 08/12/13 03:36 PM
Men laugh

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Mon 08/12/13 03:24 PM
Lookin' for booty but can't get none so they come crawling back to u. laugh

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Mon 08/12/13 03:19 PM


Pretend to be someone else....since no one seems to like the real you.
tears


She's back!

Again.


I'm always back, Sucka! pitchfork

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Mon 08/12/13 03:17 PM
They are afraid their sexy pics will scare u away noway

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Mon 08/12/13 03:10 PM
Pretend to be someone else....since no one seems to like the real you.
tears

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Wed 08/07/13 09:17 AM

Does any one else just feel emotionally like **** today?
I am truly starting to doubt love is real. To me it just seems that I am looking for forever, while the world around me is searching for the next best thing.


...Always...
but that's besides the point.
Stop relying on the pictures to do the job for you, and go out and do ur thang.
flowerforyou

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Wed 08/07/13 08:57 AM

Wuld you keep her



I think that's called kidnapping laugh

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Wed 08/07/13 08:54 AM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Wed 08/07/13 08:55 AM

Amazing these responses. Doesn't anyone here first look at her eyes (windows to her soul), her smile, and her general appearance? I do and think most of us guys do actually...

If you like what you see then you sure hope booty, boobs and a great body are part of the package too.

Cause who cares about the latter if she has mean eyes, no sense of humour and the appearance of an outdated cartoon character?



We live in a shallow world.
So what else is new?

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Wed 08/07/13 08:50 AM
Sounds like he's trying to 'politely' break up with u.
Better to let him go.

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Wed 07/31/13 06:00 PM
Last time I felt butterflies in my tummy, it turned out to be food poisoning.
:angry:

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Wed 07/31/13 05:45 PM
Your profile is fine. You're entitled to want what you want. And if that means no baggage/drama, then so be it. Hope you find what you're looking for flowerforyou

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Wed 07/31/13 05:19 PM
Yep. That's like all of my relationships.

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Wed 07/31/13 05:08 PM
Damn hard question.
I have yet to meet that person that will be worth me moving halfway across the world for.
But anything's possible and it could happen so who knows.

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Wed 07/31/13 03:53 PM
There's nothing wrong with having friends of the opposite sex...but all too often, I find that people sneak around looking for opposite-sex 'friendships' online because they are tired of their relationships or are looking to 'spice up' their personal lives, as I believe it is in your case.

The others are right. Work on your relationship. Or, leave it. There's nothing worse than dragging your entire family through misery.


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Tue 07/30/13 06:33 PM

I honestly don't care if I find anyone on here. I was mostly curious as to what kind of people I would find on this site and if I would find any fakers/scammers as I usually seem to find them easily on these sites. It's like they're drawn to me. They look at my picture and think "He might be desperate enough to do something stupid." Then I play with them for a while and piss them off and hopefully get them removed.

It's all part of my evil plan to not take over the world. hahaha



Same here. Sometimes I forget that it's even a dating site. Lol.
I have too much going on in the real world to worry about whether or not I 'meet' anyone on here.

It's nice to chat with cool people from time to time.


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Fri 07/26/13 04:58 PM
Wears a thong laugh

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Fri 07/26/13 04:55 PM


"E.T."

I've never looked at Reeses Pieces the same way since...

tears


Now share your Twilight story.



I would...except Twilight makes me wanna barf explode

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Fri 07/26/13 11:04 AM
Jack and Diane - John Mellencamp

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Fri 07/26/13 11:02 AM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Fri 07/26/13 11:03 AM
Damn.
Once again, Alf gets all the women!

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Fri 07/26/13 10:48 AM
Yeast infection cream

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