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Fri 07/26/13 10:17 AM
Kisses Justin Bieber's picture every night before going to sleep

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Fri 07/26/13 09:43 AM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Fri 07/26/13 09:45 AM
Wanting to take a dump but nothing will come out! frustrated

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Fri 07/26/13 09:23 AM
Lost virginity to Priest - Jk! pitchfork

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Fri 07/26/13 09:05 AM
Cries in his sleep surprised

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Fri 07/26/13 08:57 AM

i don't get it, no guys from IL on here?



They're at home playing video games laugh

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Fri 07/26/13 08:54 AM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Fri 07/26/13 08:54 AM
"E.T."

I've never looked at Reeses Pieces the same way since...

tears

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Fri 07/26/13 08:52 AM

any gay guys here



I like gay guys but I'm not gay surprised

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Fri 07/26/13 08:44 AM
Not yet.
It's still early tho :tongue:

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Fri 07/26/13 08:42 AM


Sniffs strangers' underwear at laundromat laugh


You promised you wouldnt tell no one LOL!



It was a lucky guess.
If anything, you just ratted yourself out!
rofl

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Fri 07/26/13 08:37 AM
I believe it's more of a cultural thing.
In some cultures, an individual will stay with the parents til he/she gets married. Some will stay beyond marriage. It just depends.

In America most parents can't wait to kick their child's butt out of the house once the kid hits 18.

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Fri 07/26/13 08:30 AM
Sniffs strangers' underwear at laundromat laugh

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Fri 07/26/13 08:19 AM
Secretly likes to smell his own farts :smile:

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Fri 07/26/13 08:15 AM
whip

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Fri 07/26/13 08:11 AM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Fri 07/26/13 08:13 AM

Well, First of all I would like to welcome you to the 21st century where people of any race, religion, gender can get married in most of the modern societies



Yes.
...And in certain societies extra-terrestrial beings are even highly favored smokin

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Fri 07/26/13 08:06 AM

I wish I had boobs growing out of my ear.


Didn't know mutant poodles cared about boobies huh

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Fri 07/26/13 08:05 AM
Good way to spice up a picture...by having a hot headless woman stand next to you :tongue:

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Fri 07/26/13 08:00 AM
Toys :smile:

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Thu 07/25/13 10:38 PM

How I'm glad I don't live close to Simplicity. rofl



Yep. Lucky you pitchfork

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Thu 07/25/13 10:32 PM
How I'm gonna be tired in the morning and want to punch someone in the face.

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Thu 07/25/13 10:31 PM
lube

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