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Wed 09/11/13 02:39 PM
I choose money.
I've had honeys..that took away my moneys
so no more honeys!!!!
rant

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Wed 09/11/13 02:07 PM

Hell yea love them big girls! They know how to ride the zucchini! Only condition I got to be on top! If u seen nutty professor u know why ;) lol



laugh

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Wed 09/11/13 01:51 PM
azz or no azz. hmmm.
its nice to have a lil cushion, esp for when ur sitting down.
i always find it funny when no-azz people complain about how they be hurting back there cuz there's no meat to cushion them. laugh

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Wed 09/11/13 01:44 PM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Wed 09/11/13 01:45 PM

Women call the shots now. They dictate how men behave, look and even think. But not me. Women today are only interested in men that have a friendly and cheerful disposition. So any man that does not fit the bill is going to miss out on the action. I am a sexual dynamo, but because I am pessimistic, nihilistic and sad I go without. I am willing to learn how to conceal my true nature but it feels totally alien to me. I like who I am, but women don't. See the predicament I am in? What would you do?


Yep. Women rule the world now. Too bad.
Gotta live with it I guess
pitchfork

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Wed 09/11/13 01:41 PM
Hiking or ghost-hunting...just the usual stuff :tongue:

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Mon 09/09/13 05:34 PM
I hear ya. People do it all the time to me. I don't give a fk though. Just be you. Let people stereotype all they want.

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Mon 09/09/13 08:44 AM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Mon 09/09/13 08:45 AM




If a guy is in a relationship with a woman....but he is on dating sites 'looking for women to date'...
What is THAT called? Oh wait, I think it's called cheating. huh oops offtopic


It is also unfortunately really common these days it seems.



I suppose the thinking there is, 'if I'm not married, I'm single.'





Ah, but even a lot of married folk are doing it to these days. Perhaps it is more like 'If I am not being heavily watched or patrolled by my significant other, I am single' noway



It's unfortunate anybody has to patrol anybody while they are in a relationship but I guess it is what it is. grumble

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Sun 09/08/13 11:27 PM


If a guy is in a relationship with a woman....but he is on dating sites 'looking for women to date'...
What is THAT called? Oh wait, I think it's called cheating. huh oops offtopic


It is also unfortunately really common these days it seems.



I suppose the thinking there is, 'if I'm not married, I'm single.'


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Sun 09/08/13 11:19 PM
Ya see, women be bringin their dogs on dates as back-up.
If things get out of hand, the dogs will bite u in the arse devil devil devil

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Sun 09/08/13 11:18 PM
What a stud u are.
I feel ur pain! tears

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Sun 09/08/13 11:14 PM
If a guy is in a relationship with a woman....but he is on dating sites 'looking for women to date'...
What is THAT called? Oh wait, I think it's called cheating. huh oops offtopic

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Sun 09/08/13 11:05 PM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Sun 09/08/13 11:05 PM
Give 'em three knocks on the head.

That should do it.

happy

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Sun 09/08/13 10:54 PM
Don't say it.
Bad, bad, bad.
devil

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Sun 09/08/13 10:47 PM


Ok I read this wrong...
Thought there was gonna be some sort of sausage fest for real.
slaphead


I like your new shirt...





Hey if you're gonna post my pic up there, at least crop my head back in.
:angry:

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Sun 09/08/13 10:39 PM
They're hoping you will take them out for ice cream :tongue:

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Sun 09/08/13 10:36 PM
It's The Devil himself. Now that's hot!
laugh

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Sat 09/07/13 11:42 AM
So hire a prostitute - if all u want is sex.

That way you don't have to sweet-talk anyone.

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Fri 09/06/13 07:50 PM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Fri 09/06/13 07:51 PM
Not wrong at all. You deserve to be happy.
Just make sure ur unborn child is ur number one priority.

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Fri 09/06/13 07:43 PM
Uh yeah. They're just trying to score some nude pics from you.

They throw their numbers at u so they can do the picture exchange thing.

noway

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Fri 09/06/13 07:38 PM
Take all my money and....hide! happy

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