Community > Posts By > SimplicityAtItsBest
I choose money.
I've had honeys..that took away my moneys so no more honeys!!!! |
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do men like big girls
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Hell yea love them big girls! They know how to ride the zucchini! Only condition I got to be on top! If u seen nutty professor u know why ;) lol |
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azz or no azz. hmmm.
its nice to have a lil cushion, esp for when ur sitting down. i always find it funny when no-azz people complain about how they be hurting back there cuz there's no meat to cushion them. |
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Women Are Taking Over
Edited by
SimplicityAtItsBest
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Wed 09/11/13 01:45 PM
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Women call the shots now. They dictate how men behave, look and even think. But not me. Women today are only interested in men that have a friendly and cheerful disposition. So any man that does not fit the bill is going to miss out on the action. I am a sexual dynamo, but because I am pessimistic, nihilistic and sad I go without. I am willing to learn how to conceal my true nature but it feels totally alien to me. I like who I am, but women don't. See the predicament I am in? What would you do? Yep. Women rule the world now. Too bad. Gotta live with it I guess |
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Ideal 1st date
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Hiking or ghost-hunting...just the usual stuff
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Stereotype
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I hear ya. People do it all the time to me. I don't give a fk though. Just be you. Let people stereotype all they want.
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Edited by
SimplicityAtItsBest
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Mon 09/09/13 08:45 AM
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If a guy is in a relationship with a woman....but he is on dating sites 'looking for women to date'... What is THAT called? Oh wait, I think it's called cheating. It is also unfortunately really common these days it seems. I suppose the thinking there is, 'if I'm not married, I'm single.' Ah, but even a lot of married folk are doing it to these days. Perhaps it is more like 'If I am not being heavily watched or patrolled by my significant other, I am single' It's unfortunate anybody has to patrol anybody while they are in a relationship but I guess it is what it is. |
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If a guy is in a relationship with a woman....but he is on dating sites 'looking for women to date'... What is THAT called? Oh wait, I think it's called cheating. It is also unfortunately really common these days it seems. I suppose the thinking there is, 'if I'm not married, I'm single.' |
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"Must love animals"?
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Ya see, women be bringin their dogs on dates as back-up.
If things get out of hand, the dogs will bite u in the arse |
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To all the fakes out there!
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What a stud u are.
I feel ur pain! |
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If a guy is in a relationship with a woman....but he is on dating sites 'looking for women to date'...
What is THAT called? Oh wait, I think it's called cheating. |
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REAL
Edited by
SimplicityAtItsBest
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Sun 09/08/13 11:05 PM
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Give 'em three knocks on the head.
That should do it. |
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How do I say I love you?
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Don't say it.
Bad, bad, bad. |
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Sausage Fest!
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Ok I read this wrong... Thought there was gonna be some sort of sausage fest for real. I like your new shirt... Hey if you're gonna post my pic up there, at least crop my head back in. |
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Why?
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They're hoping you will take them out for ice cream
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It's The Devil himself. Now that's hot!
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So hire a prostitute - if all u want is sex.
That way you don't have to sweet-talk anyone. |
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Pregnant and Dating?
Edited by
SimplicityAtItsBest
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Fri 09/06/13 07:51 PM
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Not wrong at all. You deserve to be happy.
Just make sure ur unborn child is ur number one priority. |
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too trusting???
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Uh yeah. They're just trying to score some nude pics from you.
They throw their numbers at u so they can do the picture exchange thing. |
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Winning the Lottery
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Take all my money and....hide!
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