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Fri 11/02/12 01:08 PM

Now another one of me and Halle Berry but I did better in this one:






I wish I look like Halle Berry tears

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Fri 11/02/12 12:49 PM

No i dont have a problem with large ladies with big butts, it's just that i drive a honda civic.



My sister has a civic. As far as I can tell, you can fit a big butt back there. Just remove all unnecessary items and you'll be good to go.

:banana:

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Fri 11/02/12 12:47 PM

Yes, anyone can view profiles.



oh Darn scared

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Fri 11/02/12 12:45 PM

Yea but pics aren't always as they appear,, i met a lady from the net, i saw her pic and she told me she was 140 lbs but she totally neglegted to tell me she also had a 100 lb butt ,,, she had the biggest butt i ever saw.



More to play with :laughing:
...Unless ur not into big 'ole booties ..

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Fri 11/02/12 12:43 PM



Try Asian markets. They're usually chock-full of ladies.


Especially when they have a 2 for 1 special.


Sorry - I missed that. Explain please huh


You said go to a market to find Asian ladies, I said especially if there's a 2 for 1 special, as in the market is selling Asian ladies...



laugh

I meant they are usually there shopping. Hehe.
I don't think they're actually for sale.
Well maybe some are, but then that'd be another story :tongue:

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Fri 11/02/12 12:37 PM

Try Asian markets. They're usually chock-full of ladies.


Especially when they have a 2 for 1 special.


Sorry - I missed that. Explain please huh

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Fri 11/02/12 12:36 PM



I didn't put my picture in for fear i may not get responses cause i'm really ugly. As it is i still get no responses and the one time that i did meet someone from the net it was a terrible experience.


Put one up and let us see for ourselves. What's more of a turn-off is no picture. Makes us think 'scammer' - which is probably why you're not getting any response. Stop with the self-defeating attitude and put a pic up. If not of your own, then one of your pet or whatever.


Just not a pic of a mutant poodle, that's just silly.



That's right. Plus mutant poodle is already taken laugh

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Fri 11/02/12 12:34 PM

I didn't put my picture in for fear i may not get responses cause i'm really ugly. As it is i still get no responses and the one time that i did meet someone from the net it was a terrible experience.


Put one up and let us see for ourselves. What's more of a turn-off is no picture. Makes us think 'scammer' - which is probably why you're not getting any response. Stop with the self-defeating attitude and put a pic up. If not of your own, then one of your pet or whatever.

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Fri 11/02/12 12:24 PM

Was told once that I look like Jonathan Davis from Korn. I don't see it myself.



Dude, you totally look like him :tongue:

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Fri 11/02/12 12:17 PM
Edited by SimplicityAtItsBest on Fri 11/02/12 12:19 PM
Ok, i see ur dilemma...
How local do u wanna keep it? Don't know if there are many Asians up in Fresno. They're more in the L.A. area (i.e., Long Beach, Gardena, Garden Grove, Carson, Torrance). Other cities you could try: San Jose, Alhambra, Monterey Park (warning: bad drivers!!!! - lol), Santa Ana, Arcadia, Westminster, Anaheim...Bay areas are good too.

Try Asian markets. They're usually chock-full of ladies.

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Thu 11/01/12 09:41 PM

I don't think that an independent woman is necessarily a feminist. Though, I do think many men are turned off by feminists. Some are turned off by independence, too.



They are threatened because independent women don't need them for anything.
Yikes!


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Thu 11/01/12 09:39 PM

An independent woman is great. A woman who needs constant attention is not. Some women say they are independent and out spoken but are really arrogant and bitter from past experience. I've seldom met an independent woman who, when in a LTR, didn't occasionally display a soft submissive side.

One can easily weed out radical feminists. They always try to flaunt their "independence" from men. "We don't need you" is their favorite statement. "I'm a woman, hear me roar"! Fine: enjoy your single independence then!

One time I heard a woman say this and she even bragged that she doesn't need a man to get pregnant!

"and where did you obtain the sperm from" I asked. A sperm bank" she snapped back. "and where did the sperm bank get their supply: monkeys?"

Anyone who is truly independent doesn't have to ram it down a man's throat. It's evident by how she talks and lives her life. The braggers are wanna-be independent women.



rofl

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Thu 11/01/12 09:38 PM

Neither do I. Independence in a woman is great as long as you get to help.


Cool. You can start by taking out the trash! laugh

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Thu 11/01/12 09:29 PM
'Sup, Curly. Gangsta representin'. Lol. Maybe its your kick*** bandana happy

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Thu 11/01/12 05:50 PM


Hi Jeanniebean do you have a celebrity that you think I look like?


ANGIE HARMON - but she probably had a nose job... so you are only a nose job away from her. (I like your nose better, hers is too thin)





I was about to say Marlee Matlin - another beautiful actress.

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Thu 11/01/12 05:19 PM
Never tried it but I guess it could work, if you want it badly enough.

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Thu 11/01/12 04:58 PM

My old country is in Europe. We don't treat women as such huge enigmas. Poetic, mystic, at that.

In my country women are considered a system of five third-degree five-unknown differential equations, ready to be solved, that's all.


Sorry to say but...we will never be solved!
pitchfork

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Thu 11/01/12 04:57 PM

I need a couple of lesbians to come over here for a wild party!


I'm not a lesbian, but can I watch? :tongue:

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Thu 11/01/12 04:39 PM


I think interracial relationships should be encouraged through some kind of world wide policy. We humans live on this earth for roughly 70-80 years, then as if that unfortunate fact is not bad enough, we complicate the short spanned lives with questions such as should I consider blue and yellow? I want to date any white, black, asian etc who meets my criteria of attractiveness. To stand as a man you must have an independent mind, free from social programming that makes such questions such as race possible. Just do what you have to do you haven't got much time, and neither will you change the world.


What if YOUR a Hermaphrodite? Does race or gender even matter to you.



I don't think race or gender would matter in that case.
They could just satisfy themselves.
rofl

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Thu 11/01/12 04:26 PM







I have a 1500 acre ranch. Looking for a partner to hunt with. interested, let's start enjoying the great outdoors.


So what critters ya got out on yer ranch? Would i need gumboots?


what the heck are gumboots?spock what
you don't have gumboots in Ar ?? shocked


i've hunted most of my life and i've never heard of them
you need them to hunt Roos bigsmile


tears





Too cute!!! :smile:

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