"If you're gunna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"


----> a personal fav

Starry-vs-Spider...
3:1

I found him lurking in the corner of my bathroom. I continued to yelp for a few seconds before coming to the terrifying realization that I'm HOME ALONE!

I watched the eight legged satin move from the corner up underneath the cupboard. OH NO! I COULDNT SEE HIM ANYMORE! So I gently placed my hand-held mirror on the floor so I could see under my cupboard... and there. he. is.

I stocked up on weaponry. A clear drinking glass. A coat hanger. A bible. My cell phone.

It was a long and bloody battle... but I managed to lure it out by poking it with my coat hanger. I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" as I trapped it under the drinking glass. I managed to maneuver the glass upright without losing my P.O.W.... and I set it on the counter with my bible on top of it to keep the evil from escaping.

And there he'll remain until A-it suffocates or B-my boyfriend gets home.


Phew. All in a days work. Now I can safely take a shower... but I keep checking back to make sure it didn't escape.

It wouldnt be fun if I got paid for it... that would make it a job. Blagh

No kidding.
"Wait a minute... where does it go?"
*goes to google and looks it up*

Lol... Starryeyed... from the rubiks cube post.



haha

and I want him to know that women dont pee from their vaginas

Im already struggling to find a guy who meets HALF of that...


damn

I want an intelligent man. One who has a good heart, open minded, and considerate. I like good manners and traditions. I want a compassionate man who doesnt scorn me for crying. I would like a strong man, who knows when to push me and when to comfort me. I dont want an agreeable man, but I do want a confident one. I like a man who believes in himself, and not in what others think/say.

Also, I want him to adore me. To think I am beautiful, and tell me so. I want a man to kiss me and wrap his arms around me.

posted by the guy with "niceguy" in his name....


There is no such thing as a "good" or "nice" guy.
There are bad boys, and then not-so-bad boys...

But if you look hard enough or spend enough time with a man... you'll eventually realize that he has the characteristics of a "bad boy".

Damned if you do, damned if you dont

... real word... google it lol

I like to read texts books, and write down all the grammatical and spelling errors, and then send them in to the publisher. More often than not, they actually send me a letter back thanking me and saying they correct the errors in the future prints.

I also like to drink beverages from the carton/container. Why dirty a glass?

thanks.

I stated in my original text that I sat down and talked to him about it.

says the single man...

I refuse to answer the age question. I just turned 20.

My oh my, you ask a lot of questions. For your information.. I have my own issues regarding the r-word. We dated for quite a while, and he swept me off my feet and spoiled me. The very first time we had sex, I thought my heart was going to burst, I felt so loved. He entwined his fingers with my own and looked me in the eyes, and planted gentle sweet kisses all over.

I thought it would be like that always, but its not even close.
As far as oral is concerned... I dont have a lot of experience with men going down on me. Also r-word related, I tend to need a lot of pushing and convincing to allow a mans face between my legs. I get spooked really easily, unfortunately. I have 69'd with him and it felt amazing... but I get really uncomfortable being so vocal

hahahaha

isnt that the truth!

He kissed me the first few times we've had sex. Since then, sex has turned from love making to hair pulling, biting and ass smacking... lol

Im afraid to ask him to sit down and practice.

I dont want to hurt his feelings.

oh no.. that obviously didnt last... "had"

The problem is getting him to practice with me.

When I try to kiss him, he pulls away.


Talk about sensitive ego!

IT IS SO UNUSUAL!!!!!



I love kissing.... and this lack-of-intimacy is sending our relationship right down the toilet.