I talked to him about it.. and there was no resolution. For the past week or so Ive made myself something to eat... and he looks at me like "um.. wears mine?!?"

silly boy.
Im 20.. Im not a stinkin housewife yet. Hes 25.. hes GOT to learn to make a grilled cheese. Last week, he wanted me to make him some chicken, and I was too sick and I just didnt feel like it... so I told him I would help him. He was like "no.. ill burn and ruin it" and i told him that I would watch him and wouldnt let it happen.. and he was like "well then you might as well do it"

long story short: he didnt eat that night

Yes.

Like last week before I started work, I had the flu really badly.. like vomiting everywhere. I took care of myself... and no laundry got done. No dishes got done. I made myself soup. I would ask him for help, and the most he did was lovingly hold my hair when I got sick. Like if I dont do it... he totally wont. Part of me wants to just do MY dishes, do MY laundry... and see if he'll develop some skills of survival. He knows I have so much clothes I cold easily go months without doing laundry... but he cant go a week.

My boyfriend and I share this apartment. He used to do all the working and I (by default) became a "housewife" to pull my weight around. I did all the cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

Well we began to struggle financially... so I had to find work. I couldnt find full time, so I have two part time jobs. Ill be working back-to-back jobs nearly every day, working twice as hard and still not earning as much as he does.
So... If I work one job 6am-noon, and my second from 12:30-7pm... and he works 9am-5pm... Im exhausted. I wish HE would have dinner ready by the time I come home!

This has sort of been what my schedule has been like this past week (I started this week)... and I find that I cant work both jobs, and do all the laundry, cooking and cleaning. Im just to tired. I want him to help out. How do I get him to??? Because if I am too tired or not hungry, and dont make dinner... he totally just DOESNT eat! Like he refuses to open a can of spaghetti-os! What the heck?

I totally want to fill his car with packaging peanuts. Like FILL fill... so full they are smooshed against the glass...

he'd come out of work, and not even know how to get in his car. oh that would be HIGHlarious... he'd be SO pissed... he'd find those damn things in his car for MONTHS


how much do you think it costs to buy them? lol

hahaha... my mom is a short-sheet PRO! She used to do that to my sister and I when we were younger. We didnt understand, but we often slept in funky positions or on the couch. lol

naw.. we dont sleep with sheets. like theres the original sheet on the bed, but we just have huge comforter and lots of blankets.. he'd be suspicious like "what is this? youre making the bed with sheets??"

haha I cant do inflated condoms... he's at WORK... like a "big kid job" 9-5... haha... and he just started last week. I dont want to get him in trouble

ahahaha... thats funny. He has this OCD thing about going to the bathroom, but coming out and washing his hands at the kitchen sink. oh thats rich.. ill keep that in mind (also, Ill go check to see if he did it to me first)

awe... that would break his heart. thats not funny... lol
especially because his name is jon...


I sort of want to buy like 50 balloons and fill his car with them while he's at work... he's got a tiny car... a honda fit. His spare keys are around here somewhere...

My boyfriend is the ultimate prankster. He is constantly pulling jokes on me and jumping out of shadowy corners because he knows Im gullable and will yelp.

I want my sweet sweet revenge. He knows I am not one for practical jokes at all... which is why he'll never suspect it.

He works about a mile or two down the road from our apartment here, and he should be at work until 5-ish

Help me.

I know childbirth isnt porn...
And I didnt go looking for it.

Thats not true. You cant upload porn on youtube

I was recently made aware that you can put videos of CHILDBIRTH on youtube!!!!

Seriously! Some women are just standing and droppin' babies! ON TAPE! And we're talking home videos, not in a hospital.

Bloody, screaming in the miraculous glory... HOW can that be appropriate??

It deeply disturbs me!

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents.

* * * * * * * * *

Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms.

* * * * * * * * *

He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything

there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack.

* * * * * * * * *

The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" she says.

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated.


The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious!

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist!

hahaha

lay off the pipe, dude

Every now and then I get in the mood to eat crappy food.. and mexican hamburger helper is rather tasty. I never feel good about eating it afterwards though...

*smacks deb* Snap outta it!!

Im afraid I have an hour to get ready for work.

If only I could stay here and babble with crazies.. and get paid for it.

sigh

why are we still discussing snousage??