Starry-vs-Spider...
3:1

I found him lurking in the corner of my bathroom. I continued to yelp for a few seconds before coming to the terrifying realization that I'm HOME ALONE!

I watched the eight legged satin move from the corner up underneath the cupboard. OH NO! I COULDNT SEE HIM ANYMORE! So I gently placed my hand-held mirror on the floor so I could see under my cupboard... and there. he. is.

I stocked up on weaponry. A clear drinking glass. A coat hanger. A bible. My cell phone.

It was a long and bloody battle... but I managed to lure it out by poking it with my coat hanger. I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" as I trapped it under the drinking glass. I managed to maneuver the glass upright without losing my P.O.W.... and I set it on the counter with my bible on top of it to keep the evil from escaping.

And there he'll remain until A-it suffocates or B-my boyfriend gets home.


Phew. All in a days work. Now I can safely take a shower... but I keep checking back to make sure it didn't escape.

if we were closer, my kiddo would come and pick it up and carry it outside...

my girls have spiders crawling on them all the time...

Ah free him outside...

*update*

its still alive... jon will have to kill it when he gets home

can't he just...put it outside?

Nope, nope....

DEFINITELY kill it!

After all spiders eat flies and gnats and mosquitoes and other little creepy crawly insects. You certainly want to KEEP those bugs around.

Yup. Get rid of the spider by all means.