Youre 39???? NO way! You look like 25 in your picture!

Whats a girl gotta do to get a little love?

I am currently in a lot of pain. Allow me to put it in perspective for you...

my body is really screwed up, in that department... im on birth control to regulate. it tells my body when to have a period.. and its that time. Ive reached the little dark green pills and they are like "Dude.. its time for you to have a period" and my body is like "nigga please!"


I just want to eat my chocolate, curl into the fetal position... watch Steel Magnolias (or gone with the wind, something that involves female conversation, struggle, and inevitable true love and a good kiss at the end). I just want a hug, a little understanding... not to stay up late at work and not to get up at the butt crack-o-dawn to work...

Is that too much to ask for?!?

oh it certainly is not!

so focused on the snousage....

I just want to clarify when I said "temporary high", it was only a metaphor. I dont now, nor have I ever, done drugs.

Thank you.

hahahhaha

lol yeah...

I have to remind myself that vehicular manslaughter is wrong...

Hm.. I have those

Im totally crazy. Im so sorry guys...

Thats what she said


sorry.... menstruation... as I stated earlier.. I cannot be held responsible for my actions...

*double edit* oooh I won the 'thats-what-she-said' battle. haha

I'm a piece of work, thats for sure. Im menstrual... so I cannot be held responsible for anything I do or say... thats important to keep in mind.

I am big on contradictions, which others can find understandably irritating. I love organization and margins, but my place is a mess. *shrug* I get lazy doing laundry and dishes. I preach about being considerate and kind, but I get really mean sometimes. I would consider myself old fashioned. I value manners, polite conversation and traditions. I've spent the majority of my life making irrational decisions and following my heart. Flying by the seem of my pants, having no clue where I'm going to be in a month, a couple months, in a year... seeking the next temporary high. I would consider myself bohemian, unique, thoughtful and considerate. I love love. I am very emotionally strong, meaning when something comes up, I deal with it and move on (rather than shoving it down and ignoring it). I am easy going and quite flexible. I am very easy to please. I virtually like everything, and will try anything once. I enjoy art, music, writing, movies, reading, seeing new things, going for walks. I am very child-like (not to be confused with childish). I like playgrounds, board games, building forts, arts and crafts, and doodling. I am very sensitive and bruise easily, both figuratively and literally. I have deep psychological issues concerning my body and appearance. My own girly parts gross me out- Id rather pretend they werent there at all... but I very much like man parts. *wink* I suppose you could say that I have been taught to be ashamed and unhappy with my body... and I am extremely self conscious.

I wish I were beautiful

*Thank you for reading my self-rant.

I just want to say that I think thats really sweet of you. Im glad you arent just going out to a restaurant and letting someone else do it.

Honestly.. you could screw up the whole meal, and Im sure she'd appreciate the fact that you tried to do it yourself. That shows more character and love than just paying any bill, no matter how large.

its a trick statement

love = war

connotations...

I hate the word "panties"

ick

of couuuuuuuurse you are. Im not surprised

HA! We let you THINK that... but its only an illusion.
Your plan has been foiled! Mwa ha ha ha

mmmmmm hmmm


I should probably put a bra on. Going to meijer to get some ice cream

medicinal purposes... my throat hurts..

I dont get it... this is too hard.....

its true. I lost my job dec 30th, 2007 without any notice.

michigans economy sucks

well i DO have green shiny silk with monkeys on it


hey, from forever 21. dont hate. lol