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Actually, since I've switched to wireless, I have seen a 25% increase in my gonads. But that could just be because all my time on JSH has cut into my masturbation time... I'm not sure...? weird- it's INCREASED mine. Hmmm? it was the vacuum cleaner/cake mental image that did it, huh? |
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Actually, since I've switched to wireless, I have seen a 25% increase in my gonads.
But that could just be because all my time on JSH has cut into my masturbation time... I'm not sure...? |
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Did you know?
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did you know that Billy Dee Williams' horse just had a baby when he was in the middle of brewing a new brand of malt liquor in 1973. As he was grooming the horse, Cleotis Jenkins, a low rent pimp from Cleveland tried to steal the mare who'd just given birth. When Billy Dee realized what was happening, he foiled Jenkin's plan by firing two shots from a .45 caliber handgun into the pimp's leg. To keep the pimp from reporting it, he offered Cleotis a sip of his brew, and after five or six beers and a friendly game of dominos, they went into business distributing the potent beverage. In honor of how they became friends and business partners, they decided to name it after the events of the day... Thus was born... Colt 45. Um didn't know that either... Very interesting... Wow how long before the comp gets here  Why wait any longer? Ahhh f**k it. I'm drivin to Lake Forest.  I'm still waiting for my nachos... Careful what you wish for... You... Just... Might... Get it... |
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Raymond...
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So show your face mister I stalk people outside of JSH... go ahead, message me... Anyone know a Raymond? It really irks me when someone doesn't write me on here and hunts me down outside of JSH. Why bother? Why not write here? Anyone else get annoyed by this? Ray Parker Jr? Don't sweat him. He's just mad cause his last hit was Ghostbusters. If he shows up at your house, gimme a yell. I'll take care of it. |
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Did you know?
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did you know that Billy Dee Williams' horse just had a baby when he was in the middle of brewing a new brand of malt liquor in 1973. As he was grooming the horse, Cleotis Jenkins, a low rent pimp from Cleveland tried to steal the mare who'd just given birth. When Billy Dee realized what was happening, he foiled Jenkin's plan by firing two shots from a .45 caliber handgun into the pimp's leg. To keep the pimp from reporting it, he offered Cleotis a sip of his brew, and after five or six beers and a friendly game of dominos, they went into business distributing the potent beverage. In honor of how they became friends and business partners, they decided to name it after the events of the day... Thus was born... Colt 45. Um didn't know that either... Very interesting... Wow how long before the comp gets here Why wait any longer? Ahhh f**k it. I'm drivin to Lake Forest.
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Did you know?
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did you know that Billy Dee Williams' horse just had a baby when he was in the middle of brewing a new brand of malt liquor in 1973. As he was grooming the horse, Cleotis Jenkins, a low rent pimp from Cleveland tried to steal the mare who'd just given birth. When Billy Dee realized what was happening, he foiled Jenkin's plan by firing two shots from a .45 caliber handgun into the pimp's leg. To keep the pimp from reporting it, he offered Cleotis a sip of his brew, and after five or six beers and a friendly game of dominos, they went into business distributing the potent beverage. In honor of how they became friends and business partners, they decided to name it after the events of the day...
Thus was born... Colt 45. |
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Consintration Camps
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Hey, somebody has to make the pork rinds...
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when you call a cell phone from a land line with a different area code, is it consider a long distance phone call? yep |
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sphincter control... it's a learned art.
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Consintration Camps
Edited by
rtaylor74
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Sun 03/16/08 08:42 PM
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This is one of those extreme left wing conspiracy theories that probably come from the same people who are spreading the 9/11 consipiracies (i.e. our government did it to provoke the US into going to war with Iraq over oil)
Let's just say the likelihood of this scenario being carried out is about the same probablity of all of us simultaneously being struck by lighting. At the bottom of the ocean. In separate soundproof rooms. |
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I get a lot of compliments on how i smell, just no dates. oh poor baby I can't believe YOU have no dates. You are too cute to be dateless.  Irad are you serious? What is wrong with these women. I'd grab you in a minute. See, I BET irad8you is wearing cabbage right now... I'm tellin ya man... Chicks dig cabbage.
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oh... and never underestimate "nature's cologne"
Cabbage. Chicks DIG cabbage. Rub some of that on your body after a shower, and you'll have to beat em off with a stick, my friend. |
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I use a wide variety
Aqua Di Gio by armani Black Code by armani Ignition (must be ordered from France, unless it's in the states now) Nautica Voyage (women LOVE that one) but I'm waiting for the new fragrance from Geraldo Riveria. It's called "Geraldo... Ze Stench..." It's supposed to be a blend of fruits, musks and Geraldo's sweat and hair grease after a workout. |
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Reminds me of that little girl from the ring. I don't care how hot you are, if you start comin through my 19", we're gonna fight. I'll be damned if you leave me sittin in a chair, all pale blue, with the life sucked outta me. I'm crawling thru your screen as soon as I finish my hair... . I'm turning my firewall OFF for that You know I won't leave you sittin in your chair all pale blue.. Or will I???  Hmmmm... You're assuming I wouldn't leave you pale, in the fetal position, gaspin for breath, asking why your thighs won't stop shaking... i'm just sayin... could happen...? |
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Have you ever...
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I'd like to kiss anyone too bad no one wants to MIRROR!!!!!! MIRRORRRRR!!!!!!!!
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Have you ever...
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Reminds me of that little girl from the ring. I don't care how hot you are, if you start comin through my 19", we're gonna fight. I'll be damned if you leave me sittin in a chair, all pale blue, with the life sucked outta me. I'm crawling thru your screen as soon as I finish my hair... . I'm turning my firewall OFF for that |
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Wow , that takes stalking to a whole new level!!! Scary  Has nothing to do with stalking (especially if the feeling was mutual).. I wouldn't ever go for someone who didn't want me or anything to do with me to begin with! Well.. I'm pretty sure most of JSH is quite aware of our connection.. and dammit, if only I could get to the other side, I'd certainly be tasting your kiss right about NOW    damn i wish someone felt like that about me... that combined with my glass of wine and the lionel richie song playin in the background has me a little emotional... ladies, i have a bottle of listerine beside my mouse in case you feel like crawlin through my wireless modem...  I'm on my way rt...I have tried to hide my feelings for you but now that you are so sad I have to let it be known...(Me is crushing on rt) Just be careful not to take a wrong turn and end up in one of my porn folders... Why not?? then you could open me up and I can pop right out there to you!! trying... hard... not... to... joke... about... opening... up... and... popping... |
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Have you ever...
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Hello MoonDark ^^ Would you like to play a bit if I was come through the screen? or is that a bit much?..... hey man... come on, easy on moon... she and i have a paper plate/paper bowl cage match scheduled. can't have you eating my competition with fava beans and a nice chianti (feh-feh-feh-feh-feh-feh-feh-feh-) |
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Have you ever...
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Wow , that takes stalking to a whole new level!!! Scary Has nothing to do with stalking (especially if the feeling was mutual).. I wouldn't ever go for someone who didn't want me or anything to do with me to begin with! Well.. I'm pretty sure most of JSH is quite aware of our connection.. and dammit, if only I could get to the other side, I'd certainly be tasting your kiss right about NOW damn i wish someone felt like that about me... that combined with my glass of wine and the lionel richie song playin in the background has me a little emotional... ladies, i have a bottle of listerine beside my mouse in case you feel like crawlin through my wireless modem... I'm on my way rt...I have tried to hide my feelings for you but now that you are so sad I have to let it be known...(Me is crushing on rt) Just be careful not to take a wrong turn and end up in one of my porn folders... |
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Have you ever...
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Screen humping is very offensive Hmm, is it offensive if no one can see you do it? If no one can see you, how can it offend? Just a thought. thanks... (whew) i was getting paranoid there... i'm like 'how the hell did they know?? i gotta wear pants when i'm on jsh now...' |
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