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ok....i'm looking to put indnprncs up on the block any takers??? Bidding starts at $2947297429797749724927424560825202.76 make it an even $2947297429797749724927424560825203 and she's yours Your money is no match for my money. And my monkey style... I triple all bets. I quadruple all bets, and I throw in BruceLeroy's balls if he dares raise his hand again. Don't provoke me grasshopper. |
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$2947297429797749724927424560825203 x 3 going once raising handkerchief |
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ok....i'm looking to put indnprncs up on the block any takers??? Bidding starts at $2947297429797749724927424560825202.76 make it an even $2947297429797749724927424560825203 and she's yours Your money is no match for my money. And my monkey style... I triple all bets. Young BruceLeroy. Don't make me angry. There are many others to choose from here. I don't want to eat your rice. Don't make me eat your rice. 
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ok....i'm looking to put indnprncs up on the block any takers??? Bidding starts at $2947297429797749724927424560825202.76 make it an even $2947297429797749724927424560825203 and she's yours <walking in room with sword on hip> I raise bid $50000000 Stay out of this Dragonball Zero... She's mine... Double... |
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pulling on my ear for that prncs in a french maid deal...
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ok....i'm looking to put indnprncs up on the block any takers??? Bidding starts at $2947297429797749724927424560825202.76 |
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Oop it's been a week
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a week?? you should have been married from this site by now!!!
 
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Has made me realize I missed my calling. I want to be a porn star.
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Useless Facts
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A whale's penis is called a dork.
THAT explains why I get called that... |
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Thread killer
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OK, here's the litmus test, young padawan. if you can kill the bed humping thread, then you are a jedi master of all thread killers...
I tried it three times, but it just lives... |
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Did you know?
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did you know that Billy Dee Williams' horse just had a baby when he was in the middle of brewing a new brand of malt liquor in 1973. As he was grooming the horse, Cleotis Jenkins, a low rent pimp from Cleveland tried to steal the mare who'd just given birth. When Billy Dee realized what was happening, he foiled Jenkin's plan by firing two shots from a .45 caliber handgun into the pimp's leg. To keep the pimp from reporting it, he offered Cleotis a sip of his brew, and after five or six beers and a friendly game of dominos, they went into business distributing the potent beverage. In honor of how they became friends and business partners, they decided to name it after the events of the day... Thus was born... Colt 45. Um didn't know that either... Very interesting... Wow how long before the comp gets here Why wait any longer? Ahhh f**k it. I'm drivin to Lake Forest. I'm still waiting for my nachos... Careful what you wish for... You... Just... Might... Get it... I think I just did.... Ohhh... this should be fun.... 
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Best Movie Ever!!!?????
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12 Monkeys
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Best Movie Ever!!!?????
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Glitter w/Mariah Carey
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Does your.....um....thingy....twitch alot? have erections for no real reason?.....yep it's going to explode in 3....2....1 sorry the number you have dialed has been disconnected you just described my life since age 10 do I get the ghost writer fees????? Ummm... come on... that's a pretty obvious description. Now if you can figure out how to help me get this vacuum cleaner to f**k this cake, I'd pay you for that. attachments, honey. and isn't it a butt cake? you know the one with a hole in it naughty naughty girl....
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Best Movie Ever!!!?????
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From Justin to Kelly
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Does your.....um....thingy....twitch alot? have erections for no real reason?.....yep it's going to explode in 3....2....1 sorry the number you have dialed has been disconnected you just described my life since age 10 do I get the ghost writer fees????? Ummm... come on... that's a pretty obvious description. Now if you can figure out how to help me get this vacuum cleaner to f**k this cake, I'd pay you for that. |
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Best Movie Ever!!!?????
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Pootie Tang
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Best Movie Ever!!!?????
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Gigli. (snort) |
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Does your.....um....thingy....twitch alot? have erections for no real reason?.....yep it's going to explode in 3....2....1 sorry the number you have dialed has been disconnected you just described my life since age 10 |
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Best Movie Ever!!!?????
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Curse of the Catwoman - Selena Steele
or maybe Jenna Loves Jenteal two great porn movies... I laughed... I cried... |
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