Ok, just kidding, but if I got you to smile or laugh then my work here is done! I think my next book will be one to make people laugh, although the one I just did does have a happy ending

ok Im not sure what to make of this

dude... that last one sounded a little wet...

I will email you some gas ex along with some get rid of a bad post ex.

this is to see if anyone has a sense of humor. No not some highbrow overthought one, but the one that makes us laugh at Austin Powers etc.. I see everyone write that they have a good sense of humor, but maybe only if it is funny to their friends too. I hope everyone isn't a programmed drone.

It made me laugh....guess it is the immature part...

hey...gas is natural....rotflmao

Put a cork in it.

Or do what a mathematician does. Sit down and work it out with a pencil!

I have a seven year old son so fart humor is a must at this age...Fire in the hole....

My son got a kick out of this and so did I...my son can't stop farting loudly either and he is 9...He does it at the dinner table and then spits his food all over the place cus he can't stop laughing!!

and when they get older they only get louder and so does the laughter..

my son got kicked out of class in 10th grade....The boys were bored as hell..

resonably so..the teacher was a complete bore...

so they would fart nad make statements ..like any body have a newspaper..

unfortunately she flucked him.....

he had her in his senior year...and they became friends..she worked hard with him cause he had farted all his math courses away...

she even gave him her address so he could write her when he left for the Marines....

I even changed my thoughts of her...except she still boring...

and boys I'm sure still farting in her class....

u ppl crack me up..

I hear more about farting..peeing...puking..picking noses...sucking off sucking on....

more than I have ever seeen on any site...

all I can do at this point is

Hey!

Kids know!
Farts are fun!
It's sh*t without the mess!

-George Carlin

Dannette..have u been deployed yet???

Or is it coming up soon....

Hope u r doing great....

sphincter control... it's a learned art.