They got married. He already has her. No need to impress anymore.

I used to have a car covered in them! My favorite was:

Hi. I don't care. Thanks.

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If the kids are adults, I wouldn't worry too much about impressing them. At this stage of their life, hopefully they're more concerned with whether or not you make their mom happy.

Don't worry about it. Just be yourself and it'll probably all just come together on it's own.

What if it was your 16 year old? A kiss, as innocent as it may seem, can evolve into much more. And he's married?!?! Sounds more like that could be a case of teaching the guy a lesson before he went too far.

I think it depends on what kind of sex offender they are. If it was he/she was 18 or 19 and slept with someone that was 16 or 17 (I forget what the word for this is called!), no. But the rest, I think should be confined to one area with one another in hopes that they'll take someone else's fancy and have to experience what they made their victim feel.

That's like my son's favorite:

Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin looks to the other and says, "Wow, it's really hot in here."
The other muffin responds with, "A talking muffin!"

One Christmas I was so poor I had to forego a Christmas tree so that I could afford to get gifts for my children. They were only 16 months and 1 month, so I didn't think this was a very big deal. I was working a lot to try to catch us up and one night my boyfriend picked me up from work, we went and picked up my kids, and when I walked into my apartment, he'd bought and decorated a tree for us and gone on a shopping spree so there were gifts everywhere. I don't think I was able to talk for a full 15 minutes, I was so overwhelmed.

No. If I can't trust them, I've got business dating them.

I agree. A lot of people don't respect the elderly anymore and it is very heartbreaking to see. I'm a server so often here other servers complaining when they come in. I never understand it, because more often than not they have the best stories, and so sweet!

Yeah, I agree, I think it is rather conceited and often false, but it doesn't get me as much as the people that just use their body parts for a picture. It's makes me wonder if they're just trying to put their best feature forward or if it's another "Look at me! Look at me!" kind of thing.

Nope, when I think it's getting to mundane I try to find something to switch it up. Or I just drive to see friends. There's always something new to do.

I believe it's called lying by omission and is sometimes worse.

Ha! I can barely handle one. Two would just be ridiculous. Besides, my memory sucks so bad I'd probably get them confused. And how would you know what your clone did? You think you would, but maybe that date you decided to go the other direction and forgot to tell yourself.

No way. I'd drive myself nuts!

Wow. Do you not get a lot of responses?

Like I said, I used to, but it's really tiresome to answer the same question over and over again from the same people because they can't come up with anything new to ask. So, if there's anything of interest in the email, or even just a hi, saw your profile or whatever, how are you? I'll respond to that. But what's up? or something equally as drab just doesn't illicit interest.

Nope, I used to respond to all of them, until I realized that some people, no matter how brief you are, just dont get it. So now I don't bother.

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Thousands?!?!?

There's the difference though. You're already saying you can't make it.