Must have been the bartender's daughter!


Now that's a distinct possibility. She was a little busy, I didn't get the opportunity to ask.
And what were you doin?


Celebrating a birthday and developing a stripper stalker. Yay!

Not true! I've seen this one in action. Worked like a charm.
Must have been the bartender's daughter!


Now that's a distinct possibility. She was a little busy, I didn't get the opportunity to ask.

Actually, I think the more they look at your profile, the more it brings it up.

Think, stalker.

Not true! I've seen this one in action. Worked like a charm.

Maybe I could request a bad boob job, then I could work the pity tips! Get one just a little off, but obviously so? You know, only when it's bare.

They don't hand me THAT much money. It'd be nice though.

No, but close enough. And I actually love the drunk people. They just keep handing me money.

I just about fell outta my damn chair!

I stuff the mouths of drunk people for their sober friends or fill them up to help prevent them becoming drunk people, depends on the shift.

I think some punctuation may be in order here.

Might not be for long! I have a real date. lol With one of my best friends amazingly. I haven't been so excited in a long time. Though it's strange to be excited about a date with someone I already know so well.

If you like his writing you should look up "A Dangerous Fortune". That's one of my all time favorite. Stay away from "Whiteout" though. It's the only book of his I've ever read that just didn't make sense. I mean the story line and everything was fun, but there were so many contradictions I was wondering if it was the same guy. And "The Key to Rebecca" is a really good one too. He's one of my favorite authors. I recommend him all the time.

Wow. I understand that she's a grown woman that can make her own decisions, but even if she does really like this guy, which frankly is amazing after all that, how do you build a relationship on such a complete lack of trust? Not much of a foundation. I don't know many people that would go..."Hey! Thanks for possibly giving me herpes! Still up for that movie on Friday? But just so we're clear, could you possibly mention it first next time, I mean, if not I understand, but I would appreciate it."

Happy Birthday!

If you work in a job where you earn tips, get a flashing it's my birthday button. The money you make will make up for the lost alcohol trip.

urban? I just thought it was ghetto slang. or ebonics. My kids speak it, so I can decipher it, but I sound like an idiot if I even attempt it. Of course, so do they....

My best friend is coming to see me today! I'm so excited I'm dancin all over the place!

Mine wasn't very fitting. Guess I'm just one of a kind!

Glad to see you're okay, Debbie.

I'll take mine with the fat. thanks

I watched First Blood. It was actually pretty good. I was laughin through the whole thing almost.