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| Topic: Racing. (My first one today) A CLEAN ONE | |
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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record.
"In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."  
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm go figure
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I had to quit running with the horses. I kept winning and they got discouraged.
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That's like my son's favorite:
Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin looks to the other and says, "Wow, it's really hot in here." The other muffin responds with, "A talking muffin!" |
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