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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either  Hahaha 1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up 2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits 3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes 4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig) 6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn 7 That might work.  #2 Let's compromise to under the chest but above the navel  #6/5 No she has a riding lawn mower and enjoys that  OK, and we have deal! Sounds like a match then  Let's go.. LOL! Lol, okay a lunch date would be grand, but you have to promise not to take me to Our Lady of Bolonga soup kitchen, like you did your last date. Ehm,  I guess the planned trip to Costco's for the free samples stations is out of the question too, eh? Or the second idea probably wouldn't cut it either then - our specialty here, Texas roadkill pizza... I guess I have to slaughter my piggy bank my grandma gave me a while ago and actually enter a restaurant 
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Topic:
dating
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I've never particularly liked the term 'dating'. in the UK a few decades ago we didn't really use or have the term 'dating'. unfortunately with the Americanism of the English language the term 'dating' has crept into the UK. one of the reasons I don't like the term dating is because it's a bit too vague and yet it appears too formal. I suspect people used to get together in a more natural, more organic, fluid way. I find the term friendship is more concise and clear. I sometimes wonder if the dating industry has turned what used to be a natural process into a profit making business model. maybe the honesty, vulnerability, the fun, the excitement, the intrigue and the mystery of human relations has become too binary. As with everything in life, human relations are about adaptability and I sometimes think formal matchmaking processes are bound to interfere with this. ^ Exactly. The same thing happened in Germany/rest of Europe. We never had a word for "dating" growing up. You just made friends more naturally, because you knew people that knew someone you liked, or went to school or church with them or worked in the same company, etc. You just started to naturally talk to each other (sometimes in groups), then you just grabbed a bite to eat and continued the conversation. And then if you liked each other you just keep meeting until you become better friends, like with any person. Nowadays the American term has infiltrated the language and culture as far as I can see. I never liked the word and action behind it when I came to the US. People put all kinds of stress on themselves about it and start acting a certain way (sometimes try to be who they are not, etc), there where "dating tips" in magazines, books written to fill libraries etc. I still refuse to call it dating. I like to make friends and if there is more I /we officially will start a "courtship" which is a more serious step to me towards marriage. |
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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either Hahaha 1 only if they can bench press more weight than me, if not they gonna have to step it up 2 That might work but not if they wear baggy tan shorts hiked up under their armpits 3 That is acceptable but they can't borrow my shoes 4 have you considered a hair hat? (Wig) 6 As long as you don't make your mom now the lawn 7 That might work. #2 Let's compromise to under the chest but above the navel #6/5 No she has a riding lawn mower and enjoys that OK, and we have deal! Sounds like a match then Let's go.. LOL!
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I always was with women that were older, now I'm ancient, and they are all long dead, so none of it matters... maybe it did at one time, but No interest from now on. Just travel and good conversation with people of all walks of life from now on. Connor MacLeod, Is that you!?  No, he is a man far better than a fictional hero. Is there a point to your post? Yes there is |
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Topic:
Pretty vs Ugly
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Either pretty or ugly we deserve to be love Hello Kaye Kamusta ka? Yes, everybody is different, there are many different tastes and preferences, what is "ugly" in someones eyes is beauty in another's. Then there is the outside appearance and inside values that make also a big difference. How do you see yourself? Ingat |
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Maybe at first, yes, but eventually the distance has to be shortened to about mostly a few feet average - permanently.
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I always was with women that were older, now I'm ancient, and they are all long dead, so none of it matters... maybe it did at one time, but No interest from now on. Just travel and good conversation with people of all walks of life from now on. Connor MacLeod, Is that you!?
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Topic:
Lust and love
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I answered some of that here:
https://mingle2.com/topic/577318?page=5 (why do people cheat?) - bottom of page |
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Edited by
Serious
on
Mon 02/17/20 01:03 AM
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Okay okay I can't resist this post 1 He can't have bigger boobs than me (moobs) 2 Can't wear knee high socks with sandals. 3 He can't own more shoes than me 4 No fur ring with the long stringy ponytail thing going on, and wearing a hat because that don't hide anything 5 No living with your parents, unless you are their caretaker 6 bragging about how you date younger women, then slip up and mention the escort service you use 1. But what if I have bigger pecs from just working out? 2. Can I just roll them down to where they sit just over the ankles? 3 - Calls Salvation Army for a pick-up - 4 hmm thinking - cut hair or get bigger hat? 5 But they cook for me and wash my clothes and pay for my cable - don't know if I could cope without!? 6 Note to self: "- cancel escort service" Couldn't resist either
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I thought I signed up for the state Lottery but mistaken Mingle for Mega Millions!!!
 Oh well, might as well now see if I can find someone here to share the Millions with ...
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Topic:
MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 3
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The one I mostly use:
"Doh!" - Homer Simpson- |
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Topic:
MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 3
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"Cogito, ergo sum!"
I stink, therefore I am (or was it "I think"? ..) My Latin always stank. -René Descartes- |
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Topic:
My name is not Baby!
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Someone using "Hello dear.." in the opening line is mostly a scammer from Africa or even "Hi handsome...!" - yeah that dude from Nigeria again.
 
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WHAT!? MINGLE?!
 This is NOT the sign up for the State Lottery MEGA Millions? Drats..  
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Topic:
Have you been to Africa?
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I've been to Marrakech, Morocco. We had hoped some would speak English there, but unfortunately hardly anyone did. That in itself was quite the adventure as my French has gone down the drain. The country is beautiful though! Wow, really?! I was just in Casablanca recently and pretty much everyone spoke English... |
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Since I grew up there of course German humor and then American (excludes most modern sitcoms and standup comedy and the like). British - yeah like Patricia Routledge, Mr. Bean (is a category by himself - LOL)
- Russian humor can be a bit dry at times and hard to get, unless you understand the culture. |
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Topic:
Questions We Want Answered
Edited by
Serious
on
Thu 02/13/20 09:43 PM
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How often are you in posession of your phone? Mostly, since I need it for business throughout the day Besides for business, can you leave it at home? I could, but since I also use it as a GPS and trying to find my way if I go to places I don't know and to listen to music at times I rather have it with me, also in case I have an emergency (vehicle is getting old) - not so much so that people can reach me or I need to text or talk... Do you take it to the bedroom with you when you go to bed? Yes, because it also serves as my alarm clock (but airplane mode is on, so no connection) Do you take it to the bathroom with you? Pretty much only because it is already in my pocket Must you answer the phone when it rings? Only answer known numbers and that doesn't happen that often (and then mostly when I can't answer anyways - LOL) . Getting too many Robo-calls Yeah the phones nowadays are just more versatile and a multitasker, not only just for conversing or getting in touch with people anymore. |
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Topic:
How real are you and I?
Edited by
Serious
on
Thu 02/13/20 09:16 PM
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When I write an answer to a specific question or comment here in the forums I tend to keep it more general, because it is read by several people, even those that might not even write something. So it's not always geared specifically to the person that I am answering to, because it's written with all kinds of people in mind.
In a personal conversation many things of course can get a lot more specific or deeper and a lot more private issues can be shared, in a way that the forum setting here doesn't allow. Otherwise, what you see or read is what you get. I do not change my viewpoint, beliefs, character or who I am just because of different settings or people or environment.... |
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Topic:
Why love is so hard ?
Edited by
Serious
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Wed 02/12/20 10:28 PM
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Because many people do not know what love is/ means.
It's not a feeling - you do not "FALL" in love. That's affection. Love is what you do with that (feeling or no feeling), it's a commitment to someone else. That's why so many couples call it quits at the first onset when that "feeling" (affection) subsides, because the trials of life stream in and they get overwhelmed. Then you hear: - well, we just "fell out" of love - If you do not fall "IN" love you cannot fall "out" of love, quite simple... But I also answered that here: https://mingle2.com/topic/577318?page=5 - (bottom of page) |
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Our daily weather in this area for a week:
Summer - Winter - Summer - Winter -Summer - Winter - Winter/Summer/Winter
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