now thats funny maja lol

A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field.It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name,and if i could swim i'd come over thier and kick your ass.

A police officer pulls over a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely for her license.She replied in a huff, i wish you guys could get your act together.just yesterday you took my license away, and today you expect me to show it to you

was married 15 yearslol if i only know half then i quit lol

2 outta 3 aint bad lol

Is she threatin ya with a good time cooly .. if i wasnt a blonde also id say she was lol

yeah women are way sneaker huh fellas lol

lol cooly plead the 5th and drink it too

well your jokes are way fun hun so are coolys and the rest. this rooms a blast to read and post ...every time i come in here i laugh my ass off. happy holidays all

np autumn wqueen thats what this rooms for a little laughter . happy holidays

never drunk only get inebriated lol but not yet though maybe by midnight

a smart blonde cooly is a oxymoron that was all fiction bro lmao

think i need a beer my typo's are getting wiorse "posting even"

rotflmao cooly shes poting them faster the mickey dees serves burgers teasin itz all in fun

lol cooly no i have alzheimers .. he he sup bro

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female faced each other in the city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven. You've been such exemplary staues "he announced to them"That im going to give you both a special gift.I"M going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes , in which you can do anything you like.And with a clap of his hands he brought the staues to life.The two staues approaced each other a bit shyly, but soon made a mad dash for the bushes. From which shortly emerged a good deal of gigglig,laughing and a shaking of branches.Fifteen minutes later of naughty fun,the two staues emerged from the bushes with very wide grins on thier faces.You still have 15 more minutes said the angel, winking at them.Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said,GREAT ONLY THIS TIME YOU HOLD THE PIGEON DOWN AND I'LL CRAP ON IT'S HEAD.

A stranger was seated next to little johnny on a plane when the stranger turned to little johnny and said, "lets talk." I've heard that striking up a conversation with a fellow passenger that the flight goes much quicker.Little johnny, who just opened his book closed it slowly said to the stranger,"What would you like to discuss"? Oh i don't know says the stranger,how about"NUCLEAR POWER." OK,said little johnny,"that could be interesting an interseting topic."But,let me ask you a question first?A horse a cow and a deer all all eat grass. The same stuff.Yet a deer excretes little pellets,while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.Why do you suppose that is asks little johnny? Jeeze said the stranger,"Ihave no idea." Well then say's little johnny, How is it you feel qualified to discuss "NUCLEAR POWER" WHEN YOU DONT KNOW ****?

An Amish man and his boy were visiting a mall.They were amazed at almost everything they saw, but especially by 2 shiney walls that could move apart and back together again.The boy asks his father, what is that father?The father(never seeing a elevator before)says son, i have never seen anything like this before in my life.I don't know what it is!While the boy and his father were watching wide eyed.A very old lady in a wheel chair rolled up a button.to the moving walls and pressed a button.The walls opened up and the old lady rolled between them into a small room.The walls closed up and the boy and old man watched small circles with lights with numbers above the walls light up.They continued to watch the circles light up in reverse direction.After a moment the walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman walks out.The father says to his son,hurry go get your mom.

rofl guess us men are busted now lol

Depends on who asks lol hi realy