A stranger was seated next to little johnny on a plane when the stranger turned to little johnny and said, "lets talk." I've heard that striking up a conversation with a fellow passenger that the flight goes much quicker.Little johnny, who just opened his book closed it slowly said to the stranger,"What would you like to discuss"? Oh i don't know says the stranger,how about"NUCLEAR POWER." OK,said little johnny,"that could be interesting an interseting topic."But,let me ask you a question first?A horse a cow and a deer all all eat grass. The same stuff.Yet a deer excretes little pellets,while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.Why do you suppose that is asks little johnny? Jeeze said the stranger,"Ihave no idea." Well then say's little johnny, How is it you feel qualified to discuss "NUCLEAR POWER" WHEN YOU DONT KNOW ****?

Let's discuss the theory of relativity...NOT. That was a cute joke. Always like those Johnny jokes.

LMAO