Topic: I'm a Lesbian
thecoolyman's photo
Sat 12/22/07 01:44 AM
True Story
A few years ago I was sitting in a Denny's in Michigan, waiting for my food at the counter. I was alone so I didn't want a table. I was heading to Texas the next morning, I came down to Texas for the past few years during the winter and this year I stayed.

Well I placed my order and this girl came in and sat down next to me. She was talking to the waitress. The waitress asked if I wanted more coffee and the girl next to me just started talking to me as well, kinda put me into their conversation. I guess she worked there too. Then another girl came out the back and sat on the other side of me being kinda friendly and joined the conversation too.

Well the first girl and I was carrying on a pretty good conversation and out of the blue she says, oh just in case you were trying to hit on me, I'm a lesbian, I really wasn't interested in her and hadn't even thought about it really. But without hessitation I replied back to her, well we have something in common, I'm a lesbian too, and just smiled at her and kept eating, you can tell I'm a man.

I have never seen a womans eyes get so big, she just sat there staring at me with her mouth hangin open with her eyes just bulging. I mean a few minutes passed with that look on her face, it was priceless. She snapped out of it and started talking faster than I could answer. I told her I was leaving for Texas the next morning.

The other girl and I just laughed and she was even friendlier now too. I finished my dinner and was going to leave and the girl who told me she was a lesbian grabbed my arm and gave me her phone number before I could get up. Call me if you come back.

I laughed myself to sleep that nite and still think about her.

That was priceless,
Cooly

coco56's photo
Sat 12/22/07 04:14 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:29 PM
Remember this story Traci

d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:32 PM
yes honey i do

SHAMELESS_42's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:33 PM
:tongue: lol cooly no i have alzheimers .. he he sup bro

dcrdnk's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:35 PM
I'm a lesbian too, just trapped in a mans body. laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:38 PM

:tongue: lol cooly no i have alzheimers .. he he sup bro



Hey shameless shall we show d_nowitzki_grl41 how to laugh:wink:
she needs cheerin uplaugh
:tongue: <<<<<thats for u Traci

d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:40 PM
thank u honey

SHAMELESS_42's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:43 PM
rotflmao cooly shes poting them faster the mickey dees serves burgers :wink: teasin itz all in fun

d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:44 PM
lmao.....sorry mikey

SHAMELESS_42's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:44 PM
think i need a beer my typo's are getting wiorse "posting even"

d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:46 PM
drunk...lol...

SHAMELESS_42's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:49 PM
never drunk only get inebriated lol but not yet though maybe by midnight

d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:51 PM
u crack me up.lol
u an cooly

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:53 PM
we do try don't we don't we shameless
where were you girl over the past few days
we was havin fun

SHAMELESS_42's photo
Sun 12/23/07 08:54 PM
well your jokes are way fun hun so are coolys and the rest. this rooms a blast to read and post ...every time i come in here i laugh my ass off. happy holidays all

d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Sun 12/23/07 09:01 PM
ill show u fun ralph......grrrnesss.lol

yea ive been busy busy...an now i got lots of play time..

haha laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 12/23/07 09:01 PM

well your jokes are way fun hun so are coolys and the rest. this rooms a blast to read and post ...every time i come in here i laugh my ass off. happy holidays all


you 2 bro, this place is a blast
been fun
Elvis is leavin the building
Peace, ttyl Traci (Love ya Brat)
So smile 4 me :wink: happy :tongue: <<<4 you Traci

d_nowitzki_grl41's photo
Sun 12/23/07 09:02 PM
bye baby..ill call u on ur cell..later..if u dont care

thecoolyman's photo
Sun 12/23/07 09:06 PM

bye baby..ill call u on ur cell..later..if u dont care


Sure Sugarbell, gonna beat me, I might like that
beat me beat me come on and eat me
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