ohh my thats just soo wrong but so lmao funny.i wonder if they need a high scholl diploma for that job,and how do i apply,NOT

rotflmao and you say im naught pixie . im tellin santa

Definitely a jerk.. and i know what ya mean pixie my mothers deaf and reads lips but she pretends to understand when tired or dont wanna ask,and me i have selective hearing lol

A man walks into a supermarket and notices that a beautifull woman is staring at him.She stares for quite a long time so he finally asks her,"Do i know you"?
The woman answers,"I think your the father of one of my kids."The man thinks for a minute then realizes the kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife. So he says to the woman "are you the stripper who was at my friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?You know the one i had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip. The woman looked at him horrified and say's No, Im your sons teacher.

very nice thank you for sharing

lol jace and good for you jesse , i allways open mine x mas eve .. parents got tired of us brats hasseling them all day .. 1st year we got to open 1 , 2nd year it was 2 or 3 by the 4th we were goin to town on them all , lol so now that im a adult (im fibbing about being a adult) i just open them on the 24th cause it's now a tradition he he

SCARES . NEED TO STOP LAUGHING ABOUT 17

17 SCREA THE HELL OUTTA ME LOL AND NUBER 5 IVE NEVER LEARNED TO TAKE THAT ADVICE NO WONDER IM IN DEEP WATER ALL THE TIME.

(Q)Why are hurricanes normally named after women? (A)Because when they come they are wet and wild,but when they leave they take your house and car with them.

neaither did i but dont tell my cable company pixie shhhh.lol

less your perveted and pay for them bad pornos on pay per view he he thier so bad id rather watch the brady bunch reruns for 24 hours straight lol

alprazalam lol even oopsy typonese

alprazolalol yeah you will sleep allright thats generic for zanax . lets not get him hooked on narcotics he wants to sleep not be a addict lol the other advice i read yes lol

what league you talking about the nfl,nba,mlb,nhra,c.i.a,f,b.i,i.r.s,c.i.a,nra,and lol.League too funny,because anyone who could say that with a straight face is fulla themselves and needs a reality check

One day little johnny was playing with his toy train and it was going round and round and when he stopped it he said,"ALL YOU SONA A *****ES GETTIN ON, GET ON AND "ALL YOU SONS A *****ES GETTIN OFF, GET OFF."His mother comes in the room and says,"What did you say young man."Go to your room and think about what you said.So after four hours the mothers comes and says,come eay some supper and you can play with your train again.After supper little johnny goes back to his train and say's,'ALL YOU SONS A BITHES GETTIN ON , GET ON."ALL YOU SONS A *****ES GETTIN OFF GET OFF,AND ALL YOU SONS A *****ES PISSED OFF ABOUT THE DELAY,TALK TO THE ***** IN THE KITCHEN!!!!

lol enya i like the pik , but heck im a man lol

rofl pixie

the men in the little white coats are comming to takje her away .. he he ha ha ho ho

i agree lay off the coffee and meet in a public place lol

Little johnny was being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps (1)UNBUTTON PANTS.
(2)PULL PANTS DOWN (3)PULL FORESKIN BACK. (4)PEE.
(5)PULL FORESKIN FOREWARD (6)PULL PANTS UP AND BUTTON. She walked past the bathroom one day and heard johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6, and she thougt to herself what a great job she did potty training him. Then she walks past again the next day and she heard johnny saying very very fast ,3-5,3-5,3-5,3-5....