A man walks into a supermarket and notices that a beautifull woman is staring at him.She stares for quite a long time so he finally asks her,"Do i know you"?
The woman answers,"I think your the father of one of my kids."The man thinks for a minute then realizes the kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife. So he says to the woman "are you the stripper who was at my friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?You know the one i had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip. The woman looked at him horrified and say's No, Im your sons teacher.

Cute one Shameless !! MERRY CHRISTMAS !!

Fantastic

Good One!