smile

Where's LazyJ?

Thanks!

Now that's a good clean joke ... I love it!

I bet Mike won't "kiss and tell"!!! LOL

Cool name ... whispertoascream

Hi Marie, did you get your operative report finished?

A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She
asks him why he is staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single
and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes! I'm single and
Catholic!"

"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child," asks the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Mike and I'm headed to a
Halloween party."

No lines required ... it's not marital advice, just a joke!

Good one Whisper!

Thanks Whisper

Hello L2P, I think if I heard a whisper from behind a bush, I'd have to
run the other way!

6.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

I've had bigger?
Is that it?
Your kidding right?


Whisper, your punchlines are all better than the original punchline!
Got any more?

Thanks ... hope you laughed your ash off!

Yes Flame ... The funny thing is the comments we're as funny or funnier
than the joke itself!

4.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

Punchline: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


Whisper: YOU WIN ... got 3 punchlines right, so far. Can you make any
of these jokes funnier? Do you have any better punchlines for us?

1.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Punchline: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't
beat a blowjob.

YOU WIN WHISPER!

3.) What's the speed limit of sex?

Whisper: You're good ... here's the punchline ...

68, because at 69 you have to turn around!

YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN!!! Sorry, no cash for ya ... just satisfaction!

1.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?


Whisper: You got it right ... now finish the joke for us!

LazyJ: Yer killin' me ... you stayed up way to late last night ... your
brains in overdrive today! LOL

1.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?


Nope, not wife either! Not Eggs!

You're getting closer! LOL

Nope ... not eggs. What's your punchline for joke #1?