A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She
asks him why he is staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single
and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes! I'm single and
Catholic!"

"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My
dear child," asks the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Mike and I'm headed to a
Halloween party."

LMAO

HAHA to cute

I bet Mike won't "kiss and tell"!!! LOL

I neeeded that. Good one.

omg soo funny

that is funny

Thank you

LOL!!

That's a good you have made my day. Thank You:)