1.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

2.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

3.) What's the speed limit of sex?

4.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

5.) What's the difference between his paycheck and his penis?

6.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

7.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?

8.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

9.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

10.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

eggs

Nope ... not eggs. What's your punchline for joke #1?

#1 I will try ...? wife LOL

1.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?


Nope, not wife either! Not Eggs!

You're getting closer! LOL

we'll dude if I could a blow job,, then steak and eggs.. hold this isn't
my wife.. it;s to damn early..lol

2.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Afraid to even ask...lol

3.) What's the speed limit of sex?
68 cause at 69 you have to turn around and go back

4.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they get

6.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
I've had bigger?
Is that it?
Your kidding right?


Ok just took a guess



9.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
One Hell of a year

The ansewr is Blow Job.

1.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?


Whisper: You got it right ... now finish the joke for us!

LazyJ: Yer killin' me ... you stayed up way to late last night ... your
brains in overdrive today! LOL

3.) What's the speed limit of sex?

Whisper: You're good ... here's the punchline ...

68, because at 69 you have to turn around!

YOU WIN YOU WIN YOU WIN!!! Sorry, no cash for ya ... just satisfaction!

WHOOO HOOO I WIN


and here is the punch line for the other. I hope I got it right
here...lol.


A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.

1.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Punchline: Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't
beat a blowjob.

YOU WIN WHISPER!

4.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

Punchline: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


Whisper: YOU WIN ... got 3 punchlines right, so far. Can you make any
of these jokes funnier? Do you have any better punchlines for us?

6.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

I've had bigger?
Is that it?
Your kidding right?


Whisper, your punchlines are all better than the original punchline!
Got any more?