Mike was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the
shadows.

"Twenty dollars...", she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before but he decides, what the hell, it's
only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for
a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them ... it's a police officer.

"What's going on here people?", asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife", Mike answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well", Mike says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her
face."

Now that was funny!

lol..that was good.

hey I hope we don't have a re-run of last night but that was funny..

LMAO. Too funny

Hi LazyJ ... yes, it got crazy last night on here! It was funny reading
all of the different perspectives and twists!

I know still no royalties yet..and the tie collection..?

Lmao cute

Hi Lost. How are you this evening?

Sad ... he heisted my joke and never mailed out the royalty checks! Had
to pawn my tie collection just to eat lunch today!

Then ...

for dinner tonight ... I was trying to make a quick $20 bucks, and damn
near got arrested!

LOL

that was great. I guess i'll be checking the jokes section more often

Thanks for lookingaileen! :)

Keep smilin'

that was a damn good one dude,,but in all im glad im not married to make
that mistake

Don't have to be married to make that mistake! LOL

Hello L2P, I think if I heard a whisper from behind a bush, I'd have to
run the other way!

LOL That was good.

Thanks Whisper

Cool name ... whispertoascream

Where's LazyJ?