It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here's one:


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."



Wipe that smile off your face.

good stuff dude,,lol,,it clean,,hmm now your going to make me think of
one now,,damn you,,oh hold on you said clean,,well let me try,,lol,,

lmao, too ****ing funny.

LOLOL big smilez

Thanks ... that's why we're here! Keep smilin'

LOL...awesome joke

LOL

Thanks ... hope you laughed your ash off!

Good one...LOL

Cute.

Thanks!