Jack was about to marry Jill .
His father took him to one side and said, "When I married your
mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my
trousers, give them to your mother and tell her to put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she
couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
"I told her, 'Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
this family and I always will.'

"Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."

Jack took his father's advice and, as soon as he got Jill alone
after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers,
gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't
possibly wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack . "I wear the trousers in this
relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused and then removed her knickers and gave them to Jack .
"Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too
small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack .
"Exactly," replied Jill , "and if you don't change your attitude,
you never will."

Good One Whisper

hahaha very funny, but where do u draw the line on something like that

No lines required ... it's not marital advice, just a joke!

Good one Whisper!

That was good.