There are four churches in our town:

The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church
and the Catholic Church.

Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.



One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to
do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they
determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they
shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.



In the BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistry
and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there
were twice as many there the next week.





METHODIST CHURCH got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the
Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
later, the squirrels were back and they brought more with them.



But -- The Catholic group came up with the best and most effective
solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of
the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter .

Now that's a good clean joke ... I love it!

I'm going to share this joke with all my Catholic friends the next time
I see them ... on Easter!

Great joke marilyn

Good one and so true about Catholics.

Marilyn...glad to see you back!

Thanks for likeing and Thanks venusrose , just can't seem to be able to
stay away

that is a cute one marilyn,absolutely cute.