I've never heard that song, but now you've just made me realise that it's 3am, I'm sick and there's no-one to atleast keep me company. Yep, I must be lonely.

Sick... And surprisingly not sleepy. It's surprising cause it's 3am.

Pleasure.

A pastor keeps chickens in the church and one evening a cock goes missing. In church the next day the pastor asks, "Who has a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, I mean who has seen a cock?"
All the women get up.
"No, no, I mean who has seen a cock that isn't their?"
Half of the women got up.
"Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock??"
All of the choir girls got up.

Food

I come from a culture where it's okay for a guy to mention marriage when he's asking you out. Actually, traditionally he just had to see you and then approach your father to speak about lobola and stuff. There really isn't a ring or a spotaneous proposal, unless you count the shock of discovering the guy you saw at the shop now discussiong you with your dad and uncles. Marriage itself is for life, even if he takes on a second or 3rd wife. And if he dies, well his brother will take over, so you won't have to worry about dating again. Of course, we're a bit more westernised now but you still find it in alot of places. So I think you guys are lucky to have the wipping out of the ring, or even the chance to discuss it between the two of you. I've had guys threaten me with marriage. Like literally say, "I'll just go to your dad."

Ok now this is going to seem like I'm arguing with myself, which I do alot, but the more I think about it, the more I have to ask myself, do men expect women to be womanly (is that a word?)?

But still arguing with myself, I still think there should be some line drawn somewhere. I never got the metrosexual thing of guys who go for facials. Maybe I'm a tad traditional.

How do you define manly?

I was watching a tv show recently and this married couple were arguing over the fact that the wife thought her husband should be able to build a diy porch. Her arguement was that he's a man, he should be able to do it.

Now as ridiculous as this sounded, I could see her point. I do expect a man to be manly. I grew up around cousins who built their mother's house by hand, can fix everything, work hard on a farm plus they can all cook, iron etc. Actually one of them taught me how to bake bread, but all that cooking stuff was just me bragging. What I want to know is do we still expect men to be "manly"? Should he only cry if his favourite soccer team loses? Must he atleast own a couple of tools and know what they are for? Should he only go to the mechanic when his engine is beyond repair?

Whether I have a valentine or not, I love Valentines Day. It's the only day of the year I find romantic comedies acceptable. I don't know why people want to ruin it by sprouting all that "it's a marketing plot to get people to spend money" crap. I went to an all-girl high school and one year my friends and I did this secret valentine thing. You pick someone's name out of a hat and you buy them a valentines day present. It was fun.

Dreaming With A Broken Heart- John Mayer

Finally- Fergie

Farewell- Rihanna

The worst are the people who just change their relationship statuses on facebook... That's just unforgivable.

I've never had the guts to break up with any guy face-to-face, I always do it via text message or a phone call. I'm a coward I know.

I'm always honest though. It's easier to be honest when you aren't looking the person in the eye.

Little Johhny was just being trained to pee in the toilet and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps.
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up.
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going, "1,2,3,4,5,6" and she was thinking that she did good. Then she walked past the bathroom the next day and heard him saying real fast, "3-5, 3-5, 3-5"

All of the above except for the 6 pack, perfect wine guy... I'm not reall attracted to pretty boys who can dress better than me.

Like I woke up on the wrong side of the bed <<<<<<REWIND>>>>>> Let's try this again... #GoingBackToBed

Does it count as standing someone up if that person was late and you got tired of waiting?