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I'm from Africa and I get emails from men in England, America and Canada, am I to assume that these are scammers too?
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Funny Dodo
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Dodo was enjoying the sun at the beach while a lady came and ask him "Are you relaxing?" Dodo: No! I am Dodo. Another man was passing by and saw Dodo seating under the sun and ask him "Are you relaxing?" Dodo: No! I am Dodo. Later on a little girl came to Dodo and asked "Are you relaxing?" Dodo: No! No! I am Dodo. (Dodo became angry and move away) As Dodo was walking, he saw a man sunbathing. He walked closer to the man and asked him "Are you relaxing?" The man: Yes! I'm relaxing. Dodo slapped him and said: "foolish man!". Are you not the one people are looking for? Well, what would you have done if you had been in my situation? Hahaha funny enough when I read the title for this joke, you're the first person that came to mind. |
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Everyone is so frigid it seems. A man like me shouldn't be having this much trouble. "The bigger the mouth, the smaller the willy." |
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BoyzIIMen- A Song For Mama
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Another date not working out
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There must have been a misalignment of the planets because the same thing happened to me this Friday. He messaged me at 10pm saying that he's stuck in a town that's about two hours away from where I live and that he's feeling alone and horny. No apology or anything.
CF atleast you can just block this joker, I have to deal with him in real life. |
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Florence and the Machine- Shake It Out.
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Excited!
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Pissed off.
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Topic:
What Are You Doing?
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Watching the sun rise... Actually its already risen. Posting then would've been akin to a biblical sin.
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I'm thinking that since it's 3:30am and I'm wide awake, today would be a good day to pack some breakfast and head to my favourite spot in the city to watch the sunrise.
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What Are You Doing?
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Lying in bed, waiting for 4am.
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Florence and the Machine- Shake It Out
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Why are you so angry? It's not like you paid money to be on the site.
We, old, psycho, ugly whatsnots do appreciate your uhm, honesty and would like to suggest you deactivate immediately before you give yourself a hernia. |
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Kind of bleh.
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Eragon by Christopher Paolini
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I become very religious and start thanking God for the city that I live in. There's a lot of hotties, I think it's 'cause I'm near the coast, and of course, I'm right next door to the Shark Tank, the home of our rugby team... G-d, I love Durban!
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Topic:
Why do men lie?
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Men lie. Women lie. End of story.
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About why I seem to be getting so many inbox messages from guys telling me they think we could work followed by a wink like they are doing me a favour.
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I'm thinking that he's late... Hmpf!
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Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
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