While sutuing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be the President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turlte balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw a puzzeled look on the doctors face, so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin with.'

Post Turtle.....how great an adjective with some humor mixed in to describe the nausiating 'o' ..... (and his wife, have you ever seen her facial expressions? OMG scares my Golden Retriever just to see that scowl...)

Lindyy

haha I'll have to retell that joke.

So was Bush a man who had a stunning record of failure before, during and (thank goodness) soon I am sure after the presidency.

Mine doesn't even watch it. Smart girl, that's why I love her so much.

By all means DO. It was sent to me from a friend stationed overseas. That was one I had to pass along.

some people do not have the attention span to stay on topic

Poor turtle! Oh wait its a joke? Saddly, i don't care about who the next president will be since both candidates suck. Why not elect the turtle on the post?

Yep Lindyy your post about not being able to stand the look on Mrs. Obama face is spot on topic.

I guess when you go off topic it's okay though.

If you want to insult someone for their appearance or the look on their face I suggest you look in the mirror.

Note to mods: Please do not remove this post because I personally attacked Lindyy. I have been personally attacked in posts on this board and those posts were not removed. Do I care? Very little. We are all adults here. If Lindyy wants to attack she can have the same in kind from others.

This post has been edited to include a sincere message of sympathy to your dog. The things she must have to see and hear...well...anyway best wishes to your dog.

the turtle has built himself a podium for tonight.

Now that is a good thought. Why not, can't do any worse then what we are getting.

Do you think George H W Bush had anything to do with getting baby George W Bushy up on his post?

Do you think John Sidney McCain II had anything to do with getting little Johnny III up on his post?

Had they not been assisted, they would be total losers.

Barack Obama climbed his way up to the top from the very bottom by his determination to succeed. He was not born into wealth and power.