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Wed 09/21/11 06:23 PM
and keep an eye out for scammers

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Wed 09/21/11 06:13 PM
i do a lot of buying and selling on craigslist and it'll help me see who's real and who's not.

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Wed 09/21/11 06:01 PM

only if its cherry pie. lol. dont tell me im the only one who remembers that song.



warrant... the lead singer (janie lane) died not too long ago from alchohol

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Wed 09/21/11 05:55 PM


1. You hardly post. 2. You're only looking for sex. 3. Maybe they're looking for vertical people?


well now maybe that's my problem too???


well you only have 12,699 tries lol, keep swinging for the bleachers

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Wed 09/21/11 05:41 PM
they are both so ugly that my computer crashed while i was trying to post up they're pics ill

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Wed 09/21/11 05:38 PM
here's a site i found that shows some info about someone who has emailed you. i tried it with my email address and it came back with stuff about me, pics i have put up, even had a map of where i am! maybe this will help everyone.

by the way i do not own this site or have anything to do with it, i just found it and it looks to be a useful place.

www.spokeo.com/email-search?

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Wed 09/21/11 04:25 PM

Very good post. I don't like bullies either. Matter of fact, on my motorcycle helmet I have a saying "mean people suck" laugh .


i have a license plate on the front of my truck that says that, it also says i run them over too surprised

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Wed 09/21/11 03:16 PM
when and if they find who did this they should have bombs tied onto them and have the fuse lit. stupid people.

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Wed 09/21/11 03:02 PM
i read that after the last big one here at the new madrid fault, a university set up a monitor and it's been going off a lot but they are very little ones that you can't feel but the monitor's pick it up. just a matter of time i guess, the earth is alive and she's getting restless

explode

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Wed 09/21/11 02:59 PM
someone once told me i kinda look like nicolas cage..

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Wed 09/21/11 02:54 PM

I can honestly say that one of the sexiest things on a man is when he gets little wrinkles around his eyes when he smiles......:wink:


the wrinkles around my eyes are from squinting trying to see because of old age noway

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Tue 09/20/11 04:18 PM


It's the aliens.

Go out and get some tin-foil. Make a hat.

They'll get the hint and leave.
"Mowtown" always tells me to wear a "tin foil hat",

and "Ujgearhead" tells me to wear a "spaghetti strainer", on my head!

Make up your damn minds, here, before im dead, would ya?laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


use the tin foil to make a chin strap to keep the strainer on, then use the tin foil to make some anntenna's to tune into the aliens so you can mind talk them into stop treating you like a mariante rant

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Tue 09/20/11 03:39 PM
bit... that goes in the mouth.

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Tue 09/20/11 03:32 PM



I like machetes and chainsaws, personally. LOL! Though a sledgehammer comes in handy. I've got to get the old chicken pen and house knocked done, and will probably have to use the sledge.


if your horses are kickers just back em up and let have at it :thumbsup:


LOL! Fortunately, or unfortunately, they aren't. But the building is kinda scary, and I don't have enough tea tree oil to dose and cuts and slashes.

Though I don't put it past both horses, and especially dork horse, Gentry, to "help". As long as he doesn't run off with the sledgehammer, it's all good.


run off with the sledge hammer frustrated
sounds like some goats i use to have, they always grabbed my tools and took off with em

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Tue 09/20/11 03:19 PM

I like machetes and chainsaws, personally. LOL! Though a sledgehammer comes in handy. I've got to get the old chicken pen and house knocked done, and will probably have to use the sledge.


if your horses are kickers just back em up and let have at it :thumbsup:

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Tue 09/20/11 01:59 PM
crank up the volume a little more, maybe she'll feel em then or else turn you off.

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Tue 09/20/11 01:53 PM
all depends on who i am meeting, some i get the feeling they are good and don't have much to worry about. others i get the feeling to watch out and not trust them very far.

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Mon 09/19/11 03:27 PM
yea i agree, but i do have a tuck, mortgage, so i just can't up and leave whenever i want to, gotta plan that. but it is nice t ohave freedom to do what i want without getting the ok from the better half. but i'm not completely alone, i have a dog and we go for walks and rides, but it's not the same as a person.

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Mon 09/19/11 02:09 PM
hey simon i'm in the same boat as you are. don't have any advice but just letting you know your not the only one feeling that way.

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Mon 09/19/11 12:55 PM

Heck I quit looking for that needle and would rather find the pitch fork that I can get along with.... flaws and all....bigsmile


will this work