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Topic: How ugly is he or she?
Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 09/21/11 04:47 PM
My X-Husband was so ugly he needed two tickets to go to the zoo. One to get in and another one to get out.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 09/21/11 04:50 PM
....he's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to get in to see him.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 09/21/11 04:51 PM
I didn't realize I was so ugly until all my neighbors chipped in for curtains.

Ainjel Joined Sat 01/24/09 Posts: 3610	Wed 09/21/11 04:54 PM
He was so ugly, that when he was born the doctor took one look at him and slapped his parents...

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Wed 09/21/11 04:58 PM
She is so ugly, she can't lay out on the beach because the cats keep trying to cover her up.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 09/21/11 05:11 PM
She was so ugly, her mother had to get drunk before she breast fed her.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 09/21/11 05:14 PM
He was so ugly, he could sink his face in dough and make monster cookies.

Simon1978UK Joined Sat 09/10/11 Posts: 87	Wed 09/21/11 05:19 PM
She's so ugly, that when she walked into the bank they turn off the cameras. She's so ugly, when it comes to Halloween, she had to do Trick or Treat by phone. She's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it never came back.

josie68 Joined Mon 11/22/10 Posts: 6270	Wed 09/21/11 05:34 PM


tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Wed 09/21/11 05:37 PM
He is so ugly, farmers use his picture as a scarecrow.

illumastorm Joined Fri 05/06/11 Posts: 224	Wed 09/21/11 05:41 PM
they are both so ugly that my computer crashed while i was trying to post up they're pics

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 09/21/11 06:04 PM
She's so ugly, she triggers the gag reflex in buzzards and hyenas.

Ainjel Joined Sat 01/24/09 Posts: 3610	Wed 09/21/11 06:57 PM
He was so ugly, he stuck his head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning..

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Wed 09/21/11 07:17 PM
She was so ugly that her nickname was Frankenstein.

txmomof2 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 73300	Wed 09/21/11 07:45 PM
he's so ugly that his parents had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 09/22/11 02:04 PM
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair. You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 09/22/11 02:06 PM
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. You're so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."

MrBiscuit Joined Tue 05/17/11 Posts: 1996	Thu 09/22/11 02:46 PM
My X-Husband was so ugly he needed two tickets to go to the zoo. One to get in and another one to get out. Well, at least you don't marry for looks.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 09/22/11 03:17 PM
My X-Husband was so ugly he needed two tickets to go to the zoo. One to get in and another one to get out. Well, at least you don't marry for looks. that means I might have a chance with her

JustSomeNerd Joined Sun 12/06/09 Posts: 603	Thu 09/22/11 06:50 PM
She is so ugly, Ripley is still undecided.

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