Nothing else, can happen to me today, or can it?

Ok, heres my day today..

first I forgot, I was filling up my pond, in the backyard, and overflowed it.

Thankfully none of my Koi fish, or my tutle died.

Then... I had a migraine headache, AGAIN, so I took 2 "Excedrin for Migraines", and got into the hot tub,

getting out of it, I slipped, fell, and almost broke my neck on the concrete.

I have an awesome bruise now.

Then...I spilled "Strawberry Crystal Lite" down my entire front, and on my computer keyboard, and had to totally change, everything I was wearing, and pre-treat all my clothes, so it wouldnt stain them, and clean my keyboard with Q-Tips( You have any idea, how sticky that chit is, and how long it took me to clean the keyboard?)

Then......I spilled the SAME glass of "Strawberry Crystal Lite" down my entire front, AGAIN, and had to change everything I was wearing, and pre-treat my clothes, AGAIN, so they wouldnt stain, and had to redo my keyboard, AGAIN!

There went half my day!

Not even an hour later....

I dropped the whole pitcher, of "Strawberry Crystal Lite" all over the kitchen floor, slipped on it, and fell AGAIN!!





Wtf is going on?

Should I stop drinking, "Strawberry Crystal Lite"?

Is it something, in the air?

Have I suddenly, become TOTALLY, uncoordinated?

Did someone put a hex, on me?

Do I need to put on a helmet, and get on the short yellow bus?

Are there aliens involved, in all of this?

Do these pants, make my azz, look big?

hmmm maybe you ned to start drinking something else, not quiet so dangerous

Haha, I just added that to the post, at the same time you posted!

Great minds think alike!

But im actually not sure I have a mind after today!

I've got the perfect solution.
First get rid of that crystal light crap --It must be cursed!!

Now, this is what we outfit you with.


If you do not like that option-- we could just do this.


Both options have some problems involved (Don;t ask about going to the bathroom- thats a whole different headache)
guess you'll be a depends girl then.



Seriously I hope your ok, and your not too stiff tomorrow from trying to kill yourself twice today.

Things were wayyyyyyyyyyy better, when they just kept me in the white padded room, and didnt let me go out!

Whoo Hoo!!!!!!! Luv's gonna ride my bus

It's the aliens.

Go out and get some tin-foil. Make a hat.

They'll get the hint and leave.

"Mowtown" always tells me to wear a "tin foil hat",

and "Ujgearhead" tells me to wear a "spaghetti strainer", on my head!

Make up your damn minds, here, before im dead, would ya?

You need some sleep ^_^

If anything, I sleep TOO much! Just ask Gearhead!

use the tin foil to make a chin strap to keep the strainer on, then use the tin foil to make some anntenna's to tune into the aliens so you can mind talk them into stop treating you like a mariante

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, o.k.

And moving right along.................................

Maybe ya just getting too old

YOU ARE FIRED!

GET YOUR CHIT AND LEAVE,

NOW!

Yeah, im so old,

I would wear you out boyfriend,

and have you begging me to stop,

because you couldnt take anymore!

Damn straight!

Well, what I am thinking is, if you walked
around with your glass half empty instead
of half full, the problem would disappear.

Is Strawberry Crystal Lite anything like Strawberry Crystal Meth? Because if it is, that chit makes me clumsy too, so dont worry about it girfriend and take another hit

...that, or you probably should stop drinking it

OMFG, YOU HAVE TO READ MY PROFILE NOW! AND NO, IM NOT MAD!

I THINK THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!

OTFLMFAO! IVE FALLEN, AND I CANT GET UP! OMG!

Glass half full = a happy person, optimistic.
Glass half empty = unhappy, negative person.

You are too happy, see? :-)