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Thu 10/13/11 05:56 AM

He may not have had a medical degree, but he did carry a doctor's bag.

An 81-year-old man who allegedly posed as a doctor so he could administer free door-to-door breast exams in a Florida apartment complex will likely make a deal with prosecutors to avoid facing the rest of his life behind bars, The Sun Sentinel reported.

In April 2006, Phillip Winikoff allegedly carried a small black bag to sell his claim that he was a doctor, and found two women who took the bait and allowed him into their Fort Lauderdale apartment.

The Sentinel reported that one alleged victim, 36, told authorities he began the exam by fondling her breasts and grew suspicious when his hands wandered elsewhere.

She called 911, but Winikoff allegedly found another victim.

He was charged with three counts of sexual battery, two counts of practicing medicine without a license and other charges, the paper reported. He faced more than 55 years in prison.

Details of the deal with prosecutors were not disclosed.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/12/senior-who-allegedly-faked-md-to-give-breast-exams-may-cop-plea-deal/?test=latestnews#ixzz1adMIhlZb

What kind of moron would fall for this?!?!?!?!?!?


once again if your stupid enough to think you need fake boobs then deal with this kind of crap. really

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Thu 10/13/11 05:54 AM

women get postpartum depression

I think shrinks should look into a possible male condition called 'testosterone overload'

,",not going my way, let me hurt or kill some people,,,,,"


you know i think your right.. i have felt that way before which is not right. i didn't do anything except take my madness out on some firewood. not saying i am going to kill anyone..

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Tue 10/11/11 05:32 AM
little johnny went to school and the teacher asked him what he did over the weekend,

little johnny said "i found a dead cat"

teacher said "how do you know it was dead"

little johnny said "i know it is dead because i pissed in it's ear and it didn't move"

teacher was shocked and said "why did you piss in it's ear"

little johnny said "because your suppose to, i leaned down and said pssst in it's ear and it didn't move so i know it was dead"

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Tue 10/11/11 05:26 AM

<------ me

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Sun 10/09/11 03:18 PM

My friends cat ate a whole jalapeno popper before we could get it away from him. Now he is laying on his back with his legs in the air, and purring very loud and licking his mouth.


i bet he wishes for a whole bottle of milk lol

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Sun 10/09/11 03:18 PM

My friends cat ate a whole jalapeno popper before we could get it away from him. Now he is laying on his back with his legs in the air, and purring very loud and licking his mouth.


i bet he wishes for a whole bottle of milk lol

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Sun 10/09/11 03:17 PM



My little dog Toto had epileptic spells and when he would have a spell I would get down on the floor with him and lay over him holding him and petting him to comfort him. I never knew if he even knew I was there, as he seemed to be in a trance, shaking.

One day I stepped on something with my bare foot it really hurt. I was on the floor whining and wincing in pain and Toto came over and laid on top of me just like I had done for him. I realized he was returning the favor. So sweet.


we had a pomeranian that did that, we heard if you take some karo syrup and rud it on they're gums and try to have them lick it off your fingers while they are have a seizure it will help them snap out of it fast. it worked on indy anyway. a couple seconds and he was fine. without doing that he would take a couple minutes to get over it.
karo syrup can be found in the baking isle at the grocery store, very sweet stuff.



Grand Info, I will past that onto a friend with her little dog. Thank you sir.


your welcome.. i think it has something to do with the sugar in the syrup helping them to snap back and rubbing it on they'r gums gets it to the blood fast? not sure but i do know it worked on our little pom.

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Fri 10/07/11 04:25 PM

My little dog Toto had epileptic spells and when he would have a spell I would get down on the floor with him and lay over him holding him and petting him to comfort him. I never knew if he even knew I was there, as he seemed to be in a trance, shaking.

One day I stepped on something with my bare foot it really hurt. I was on the floor whining and wincing in pain and Toto came over and laid on top of me just like I had done for him. I realized he was returning the favor. So sweet.


we had a pomeranian that did that, we heard if you take some karo syrup and rud it on they're gums and try to have them lick it off your fingers while they are have a seizure it will help them snap out of it fast. it worked on indy anyway. a couple seconds and he was fine. without doing that he would take a couple minutes to get over it.
karo syrup can be found in the baking isle at the grocery store, very sweet stuff.

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Thu 10/06/11 05:32 PM
pink floyd, pulse cd. all the songs! great music!

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Tue 10/04/11 01:01 PM
feel free to copy it to use for a desktop if you want luv2roknroll

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Sat 10/01/11 02:39 PM
Edited by illumastorm on Sat 10/01/11 02:40 PM
thanks EquusDancer ;) i am still trying to get pics of all the farm animals we had to post up but not having much luck with that. i do have a video on the camera of the horses we had but i don't know how to load a video up. by the way love the pics of yours, just gotta love big lap dogs lol.

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Sat 10/01/11 09:34 AM
oops well maybe microscopic fur bigsmile

i swear these praying mantis are aliens

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Sat 10/01/11 06:14 AM
here's a little visitor i had that stopped by one day


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Sat 10/01/11 06:12 AM
here is jade, my ex has her now but maybe i'll get her back.


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Sat 10/01/11 06:10 AM
this is harley, my old buddy


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Fri 09/30/11 03:16 PM
are those really fat freddy's fingers?

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Wed 09/28/11 03:29 PM
true - comes naturaly with no effort

fake - you have to always work hard at it and it just doesn't feel right.

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Wed 09/28/11 03:18 PM
well i know i have a good response to animals, my ex (this was when we were married)and i went over to a friend of hers and we walked out to the pasture and they were playing with some horses and one walked up to me and stood right there by me, the owner looked over and her jaw dropped and she said that horse has never went up to anyone before and they always had to catch her if they wanted to do anything with her. she couldn't believe it.

another time i was at a some peoples house and was sitting in a chair and they're wolf/shepard hybred dog came right up wanted me to pet him. same thing, they're jaws dropped and they said he has never gotten close to a stranger in the house even if it's someone whos been over a lot.


maybe it's just me? i seem to like animals better then people so who knows?

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Wed 09/28/11 03:03 PM
lol, check that out! wonder if it's real or if someone faked the pic? if it's real thats a 1 in a million.

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Wed 09/28/11 12:27 PM
lol, i bet it's a FLAT giant waterbug now.