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Topic:
Sitdown and Shutup
Edited by
dae11x
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Thu 07/31/08 03:04 PM
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 If your boyfriend or girlfriend told you to sit down and shut up, Would you? 
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So these two guys walk into a bar.....ouch.    I'm such a dork, I fall for that one everytime!
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Click Clack.
A Polish scientist was doing an experiment and said "Jump, mouse jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off one of its legs and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off another leg and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and still the mouse jumped. He cut off the mouse's last leg and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and the mouse just sat there. The scientist said, "Well, I guess that proves it. If you cut off a mouse's legs, they can't hear." |
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Topic:
Bodily Parts A-Z
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hamstring
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Topic:
The Most Interesting Date
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On our second date, I took a woman out for a ride on my Harley to a park. It was hot. I was wearing a t-shirt and jeans while she was wearing a tank top and shorts. As we rode down one side of a boulevard to get to the park, I began to notice traffic on the other side was behaving strangely. The cars were hitting their brakes hard and the people inside were staring at my bike. I soon learned why this was happening with the traffic. My date raised the back of my t-shirt, then I felt her bare breasts pressed up against my bare back. Yep, she decided to ride topless! Thank goodness she didn't cause any traffic accident! 
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Topic:
Most Cowardly Way To Breakup
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I thought of another one.... picking fights with the other person to get them to leave you.
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Topic:
Bodily Parts A-Z
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follicle
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Edited by
dae11x
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Wed 07/30/08 11:07 AM
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thin crust hamburger
Mike's Pizza in East Grand Forks, MN Red's Savoy Inn in St. Paul, MN Psycho Suzie's in Minneapolis, MN Gabio's Pizza in Phoenix, AZ Not that I'm obsessed or keeping track or anything. 
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Topic:
Bodily Parts A-Z
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duodenum
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Topic:
HAVE TO SEE THIS!!!
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Topic:
why is it...
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<------------Do you see this photo? Geekville dork that I am. And I like it!
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Topic:
Bodily Parts A-Z
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Somebody skipped "s", so I'm going with sternum, instead of trying to think of an "x" word.
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Topic:
I'm drinking a beer
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Pepsi for the time being. Give me an hour, and I'll be having a cold one.
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Topic:
honesty only
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i just had a women near my age (40) say i am in to good of shape an way too nice...am i supposed to be out of shape and an a**hole to attract women....I have no clue what women want... aaaarrrggghhh |
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Topic:
If am man is alone somewhere
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that depends...... is he dead????? 
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This will take some thought.
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Topic:
What would you do
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Shake, rattle, and roll??
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Topic:
realize
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Topic:
Bumper Stickers
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Bush + **** = ****ed.
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