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| Topic: I need alcohol, chocolate and laughs... | |
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not necessarily in that order,....bring it on please....
WHAT A DAY I've had, just unbelievable And it's still early  off to rewrite my letter of resignation to make it a bit more professional, drink heavily (that means 2 drinks to me  ) and kick the wall
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Uh oh.
Well...might as well pour me one too. |
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Kaluha mudslide coming up!
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a chocolate fountain with fruit and tequila shots count me in
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I just had a square of Godivas dark chocolate Mmmmmmmmm....have had several laughs today already and looking forward to some more...I guess it's now time for a drink
 Knock Knock! Whos there? Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!  |
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hump....hump.....the neighbors dog is humpping my leg again-----makes it twice in one day. (While i was out doing yard work.) are you smilling??
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hump....hump.....the neighbors dog is humpping my leg again-----makes it twice in one day. (While i was out doing yard work.) are you smilling?? I'd need a video of it at this point to laugh!!
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Uh oh. Well...might as well pour me one too. Misery loves company
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Kaluha mudslide coming up! mmmm bit sweet, I need Everclear I do believe, let's make it quick and to the point, ya know??
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a chocolate fountain with fruit and tequila shots count me in OKKKKKKKKKKKK chocolate fountains are the BOMB
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I just had a square of Godivas dark chocolate Mmmmmmmmm....have had several laughs today already and looking forward to some more...I guess it's now time for a drink Knock Knock! Whos there? Doris. Doris, who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! mmmm finished off my Godiva a few days ago  but I chuckled, Doris!!
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For you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wftbahypdAA |
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Click Clack.
A Polish scientist was doing an experiment and said "Jump, mouse jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off one of its legs and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off another leg and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and still the mouse jumped. He cut off the mouse's last leg and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and the mouse just sat there. The scientist said, "Well, I guess that proves it. If you cut off a mouse's legs, they can't hear." |
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So these two guys walk into a bar.....ouch.
 
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For you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wftbahypdAA I copied it, I'll watch it later, thank you!!
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So these two guys walk into a bar.....ouch. I'm such a dork, I fall for that one everytime!
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Click Clack. A Polish scientist was doing an experiment and said "Jump, mouse jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off one of its legs and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and the mouse jumped. He cut off another leg and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and still the mouse jumped. He cut off the mouse's last leg and said "Jump, mouse, jump!" and the mouse just sat there. The scientist said, "Well, I guess that proves it. If you cut off a mouse's legs, they can't hear." OOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I spit out my beer! AGAIN, thank YOU
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So these two guys walk into a bar.....ouch. and...????? |
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You didn't get it did you? Read it again lol.
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