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Tue 08/05/08 01:30 PM
Yesterday when I was just about to drive out of the grocery store parking lot, this woman with three kids in the car, drove up to me and started telling me some story how she had lost her job and they hadn't eaten in two days. I told her I was sorry, but I didn't have any cash (which I didn't). She said she didn't want any cash, she was just wondering if I would go into the market and get some food. I told her no.

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Tue 08/05/08 11:46 AM


Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

This is only intended for your personal use. I am not hitting on you. bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

Yes pleaselaugh flowerforyou

Oui, s'il vous plaît
C'est combien?







How much does it cost? laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 08/05/08 10:20 AM
Edited by dae11x on Tue 08/05/08 10:21 AM
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?

This is only intended for your personal use. I am not hitting on you. bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Mon 08/04/08 03:09 PM

.....to Alaska. I now have 24 people that want to go to alaska with me. I'll of course pay for everything you need or want.waving waving waving
Sign me up. Now you have 25.

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Mon 08/04/08 03:07 PM



I have control till I break the seal after drinking..........Then I lose it
HUH????????????????????????


I go peepee often when I drink alcohol
Thanks for clarifying that. I think. noway noway noway

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Mon 08/04/08 02:56 PM

I have control till I break the seal after drinking..........Then I lose it
HUH????????????????????????

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Mon 08/04/08 02:38 PM
For the most part, yes. But for some things, no - like smoking cigarettes.

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Mon 08/04/08 02:09 PM

Give me a minute and I should be able to find something for you.
OK, I won't do any research. But if you decide to, search for "Bruce protocol" which is what most stress tests are done under.

My Dad used to have them done and would always swear they were trying to kill him.

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Mon 08/04/08 02:01 PM
Give me a minute and I should be able to find something for you.

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Mon 08/04/08 11:09 AM
It depends on who it is. If it's someone like my boss, or my dentist, or someone who's 20 years older than me, then I don't like it.

Otherwise, of course, it's fun.

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Mon 08/04/08 10:34 AM

...you're shopping in the produce section of your local grocery?
i wonder if the salad greens will be on sale.

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Sun 08/03/08 12:29 PM
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Sat 08/02/08 09:39 AM
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Fri 08/01/08 03:00 PM
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Fri 08/01/08 10:29 AM
Move to Myrtle Beach. drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Fri 08/01/08 08:12 AM
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Fri 08/01/08 06:54 AM
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Thu 07/31/08 07:24 PM
pancreas

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Thu 07/31/08 04:10 PM

glasses Do you feel the need to prove that you are intelligent to every new person you meet?glasses
I try to downplay my superior intelligence, so as not to intimidate people. bigsmile bigsmile

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Thu 07/31/08 03:28 PM



So these two guys walk into a bar.....ouch. :wink: :tongue:
laugh laugh laugh laugh I'm such a dork, I fall for that one everytime!


If you're falling for it, I hope you got up! laugh laugh laugh :wink:
I can't, and I don't have my LifeAlert.

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