1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

lol eww

Good one.

hahahahaha! eeeewww also though

funny i say eat it twice.

yea that was a good one

Oh how true

8. the mailman because he always delivers his package

there are two others but i cant think of them off the top of my head

I thought one was about the Lawyer. Something like -

The Lawyer who says, "When do you want to be screwed?"

thats a new one to me so that means there are 11 important men in a womans life lol

The Police Officer because he says, "Spread em!"

lol heard that one

Okay how about coming up with some new ones since those are just oldies off the net. I'll go first.

The carpet layer cause he says, "Carpet she wanted, shagged she got!"

oldies can be goodies lol