Can it happen? Of course it can.

You're on the Mark, Texteira.
The Grandy man can!!!

Go Yankees!

P.S. Everyone who hates the Yankees is suffering from an inferiority complex.

Because it was dead.

Sorry for your loss.

Shiki is so cool, he is now known as The Shiki. Even his manhood has the name of The One-Eyed Shiki. How cool is that.

Shiki.
He's not just cool.
He's Shiki Cool.

singmesweetforshiki writes: "Based on what I've seen here, absolutely."

Oh, come on now! You have to learn to forgive and forget. Today is a great day. Turn that frown upside down, my little crab cake of love.

Hello, my candied yam of love. You look Shik-tastic.

Why, hello there, my chicken cutlet of love.

vthepoet, OK, now why is there a picture of your elbow as your profile pic.

Oh, and as there is "poet" in your name, shouldn't you write poetry?

NO abuse is acceptable, but statistics show that many more women are abused by men than the other way around.

Troublebug writes:

"Well thanks for your opinion Shiki. But my profile in my opinion is Not that long. But to each his own."

If we are speaking about one-eyed Shiki, then it is OK to be extremely long. Your profile is not one-eyed Shiki, and thus, it is too, too long. Quality, not quantity matters.

actionlynx writes "My profile is set up to be a deterrent."

Why are you looking to deter people? Were you not hugged enough as the child? Were you The Weakest Link? Did you drink too much bitter beer?

Turn that frown upside down, camper, and put a smile on that kisser, for today is a Shikerrific Day.

He who contwols the spice contwols the univahse, and what Pitah did not teww you is that we have someone who is vewwy cwose, vewwy vewwy cwose, to Duke Weto.

This pewson, this twaitor, will be worth more to us than ten wegions of Sawdukah!!!

"And who is this ... traitor?"

Oh, I won't tell you who the twaitor is, or when we will attack, but, the Duke will die before these eyes, and he'll know, HE'LL know, that it is I, Bawon Vwadameer Harkonnen who encompasses his doom.

Mariah Carey has fantabulous hooter cakes. Not as nice as yours. If I had what you had, I would put them in cement in Grumman's Chinese Theater. They are that Shik-tastic.

simonedemidova writes:

"I dont know if vehicular manslaughter is the answer. hahaha, there are other ways to punish a man!"

You could play Celine Dion CDs. That is cruel and unusual punishment.

Although "foof" and "friend" both begin with the letter "f," they are not the same thing. A foofy profile says Stay Away.

z-z-z-z-z-z-z!!!

The Shiki gives you a D-. Hopefully, this is a work in progress. Seriously, there's nothing there. Nothing where someone can see you for you, other than the fact that you lived in Florida once and are looking to meet women (or a woman). By the way, you might want to choose the route of wither the player or the dedicated B/F, but not both. It comes off as insincere.

OK, The Shiki really looked at your profile, and it is OK. Not great. Not bad. But OK. He gives it a C. Here are the issues:

1. You write as your profession that you are a professional. What is up with that?

2. You state that "Not looking for anything or anybody specific .. definitely NOT looking for 'prince charming'." You write that you are looking for a woman, and then you write this. If you are bisexual, you should state that. Otherwise, your message is unclear.

3. Too many sexual innuendos. A few are OK, but when you overload your profile with them, it appears as if you are not sincere. You state that you are looking for more than that, but you come across as a guy seeking a "booty call."

If you need my help to revise, just let me know.

Shiki

Glad to be able to help. You are now a Shik-meister!!!

I've heard of a catfish, but not a dogfish.

actionlynx, The Shiki already rated this profile an A-. Therefore, it is good. Consider revising what you wrote. It is much better than you are giving her credit for.

The Shiki has spoken.

P.S. Care to post your profile for it to be rated?