Jellybean likes your profile?

Shiki downgrades it to an F-.

No problem, my Tempting Texas Tornado of Torrid Terpitude.

As of today, March 30, Shiki is hereby promoted to The Shiki.

Congratulations, The Shiki!!!

Signed,
The Shiki

The Shiki will get back to you on this.

If you read spovek's question out loud, it is very funny.

A yam yam is another term for a hooter cake.

No. No feedback for you.

The Shiki rates your profile an A-.

First of all, singmesweet is not happy with it, so you get points for that.

But mainly, you say what you are looking for in few words, which is a rare thing to do.

Good luck!

The Shiki

The Shiki rates this profile a D.

First of all, you use far too much make-up.

Secondly, The Shiki feels that you have too high of an opinion of yourself.

Lastly, The Shiki thinks should say more about who you are, and less about what you think you have. Learn about depth. Then, the rating goes up.

Until then, it is a D.

singmesweet is not a fan of your profile. For that reason alone, The Shiki rates it as an A-.

Shiki rates this profile an A+. It is terrific. Also, you live in my old stomping grounds, so you get extra points. Nice job.

P.S. Stay original. The world has too many clones.

The Shiki is not going to rate your profile, but listen to his Shikettes. You sound like a great guy, but that does not come across in your profile. You profile should be something people read to get an assessment of who you are, and why they would be interested in you.

Let YOU shine in your profile. Then, you'll see magic happen.

Shiki is in New York, but if you are really looking for a woman, you should not have to "dumb down" your information. This allusion to "speaking southern" no longer fits. It's a new millennium, dude.

Holy cow, The Shiki is agreeing with singmesweet. Hell hath frozen over!

The Shiki rates this profile a C+. It is not bad, but you can do much better.

The Shiki recommends you use spell check. Seriously, your profile is hard to read.

And lighten up, dude!!! You can have a lot of fun with the "meat cutter" job.

The Shiki rates your profile a C. Here is why:

1. Too foofy. Man up!!!
2. You spend too much time talking about where you live, and not enough time about who you are.

The Shiki rates your profile a C-. He is flattered by your referring to his infamous WALL OF SHIKI! However, let us look at your very interesting profile information:

"just a bored a$$ redneck on the intertnet tryin to make a few friends and have some good laughs and a good time just killin time till my next hotrod project gets underway.If like talkin bout classic cars or fishin Im ur guy. I know useless car facts most have forgot on anything pre 1972"

The Shiki feels that you should do more than state you like cars. Also, The Shiki believes there is not a huge market in the dating pool for "bored a$$ rednecks." Have you considered putting on sunscreen so that your neck is not so red?

What amazes me about evolutionists is their claims to use facts and logic and reason.

One such evolutionists stated there were dozens of books that refuted Christ's resurrection.

I'm gone two days, and yet, I have not seen ONE reference, ONE book, ONE document refuting this.

Is THIS the best evolutionists have to offer?

Jellybean asks Shiki if he knows what a sense of humor is. Of course he does. However, I do not believe you are questioning your faith. Your mind is made up. You would make a great Christian if you only had faith. You have none. Your words illustrate your lack of faith.

Also, when people start mocking Christ, I look to get out of the way. Nothing good comes from mocking Jesus.

Nothing.

Jellybean "believes that there were "Christians" at one time who were willing to follow the teachings, but would not acknowledge that Jesus was actually a real person and the son of God. This was not acceptable to the church. These people were put to death to stop that doctrine from spreading. Luckily they don't go around putting people to death for stuff like that anymore. These were the roots of the religion. That is why I would never get involved with the religions."

Wow. That is all I have to say. I would strongly recommend reading Eusebius' History of the Church to get an accurate assessment of what really happened.

I love when people claim that Jellybean is this person who is serious about her faith and is questioning, and then she writes:

"You can be my #1 disciple if you want."

"You can look at it that way if you want. I don't see it that way. Some people feel that their life IS their family. So they have not given up anything. They have just what they wanted."

But here is the thing. When you put God first in your life, you have better relationships with the members of your family.

God is our source. When we are hooked up to Him, He is hooked up to us, and our lives are easier, better, and more fulfilling.