Why are we in a "doom and gloom" mode?

The Shiki knows women. Never comment on their age or weight, and you'll do fine.

P.S. Fake.

Hello, Prodigal Son. Welcome home. Don't worry about your big brother being mad at you, just make sure you invite him to the party. He likes fatted calf, too.

Lizzie Borden is correct. Take the Shiki, for example. He is a harmless little caterpillar.

P.S. Fake.

I think people were commenting because they believed they were not real. They look fake to The Shiki.

Shiki Fever is powerful, indeed. Powerful enough to convert some womens' profiles to mere drawings (kissablekiss).

msharmony asks why I am such a joyful person. After you experience God's blessings, how can a person not be joyful?

Hey, Artio:

The Shiki suggsted to her that she not use the profile pic she had. She thanked The Shiki, and now, all is right with the world.

The Shiki
Better than cool.
He's Shiki Cool.

Contessa, you should know by now, there is one, and only one, Shiki.

As for why an angel appeared to me, I cannot say. But I can tell you that I felt warm and reassured and knew that I would be coming back. However, the presence I felt for those few minutes I died was so reassuring, this is going to sound weird, but if I continued on my journey, it would have been OK.

If anyone has ever seen an angel, their lives are never the same.

A duck enters a hardware store, and asks the hardware store owner, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

"No," the hardware store owner replies. "We don't sell bananas."

"OK," the duck responds, and leaves the store.

The next day, the duck returns to the hardware store, and asks the owner, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

"Weren't you here yesterday," the hardware store owner replies. "We don't sell bananas."

"OK," the duck responds, and leaves the store.

The next day, the duck returns to the hardware store, and asks the owner, "Excuse me, do you have any bananas?"

The hardware store owner is infuriated, and responds, "Look here, duck! You came in two days ago, and asked me if I had any bananas. I said that we don't sell bananas. Then, you came in yesterday, and asked if I had any bananas. I said again that I do not sell bananas. Now, you come on again, asking the same question. You see those nails over there?"

The duck says, "Yes."

The hardware store owner says, "You come in here once more, asking me if I have any bananas, I'm going to take my nail gun and nail your webbed feet to the floor."

"OK," the duck responds, and leaves the store.

The next day, the duck returns to the hardware store, and asks the owner, "Excuse me, do you have any nails?"

"No," the hardware store owner replies. "We don't have any nails."

"OK," the duck responds, "Do you have any bananas?"

Ah, misstina, you are a heavenly Shikette of beauty.

NOTE: Mike Chapman and Nicky Chinn wrote the original version of the song "Oh Shiki." All credit goes to them.

Fair enough. The Shiki will update his post.

No worries. Look, The Shiki contacted lizziebee and advised her to change her profile pic. Now, all is right with the world.

When one listens to the Wisdom of Shiki, the world is a better place.

The Shiki did not write this. It was sent to him from one of his Shikettes.

The Shiki is going to let this one go. Far too easy to comment about this topic.

The Shiki is a harmless little butterfly. But I really have seen an angel. I was actually dead for a few minutes, and was then revived.

The Shiki hopes to see all of you on Saturday for the Walk for Christ.

Oh Shiki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Shiki (huff huff), hey Shiki (huff huff)
Oh Shiki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Shiki (huff huff) hey Shiki
Oh Shiki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Shiki (huff huff) hey Shiki (huff huff)
Oh Shiki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Shiki (huff huff) hey Shiki

Hey Shiki!
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Shiki

'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Shiki

Oh Shiki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Shiki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Shiki
Oh, what you do Shiki, do Shiki
Don't break my heart, Shiki

Hey Shiki!
Now when you take me by the hooves,everyone's gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, Shiki

So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I'll treat you like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don't leave me in a jam, Shiki

Oh Shiki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Shiki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Shiki
Oh, what you do Shiki, do Shiki
Don't break my heart, Shiki
(Shiki, Shiki, Shiki, Shiki, Shiki, Shiki)

Oh Shiki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Shiki (huff huff) hey Shiki (huff huff)
Oh Shiki, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Shiki (huff huff) hey Shiki

Oh Shiki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Shiki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Shiki (huff huff)
Oh, what you do Shiki, do Shiki
Don't break my heart, Shiki

Oh Shiki, what a pity you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Shiki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Shiki (Shiki) (huff huff)
Oh, what you do Shiki, do Shiki
Don't break my heart, Shiki

Oh Shiki, what a pity you don't understand (yay)
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Shiki, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you Shiki
Oh, what you do Shiki, do Shiki
Don't break my heart, Shiki