Cowboy, I hear you. It is amazing that some people will quote the Bible without having read it.

Many women tell Shiki to star in films. If I were to be an actor, I would have to say myself. I am Shikerrrific.

Shiki
He's not just beautiful.
He's Shiki-ful.

Shiki is a gentle little desert flower. And no, you don't have to post your profile. But, all of the cool people do it.

We reach a point in our lives when what we have is not enough. We spend our youth trying to be successful, and when we reach the mountain top of success, we are amazed at how empty it is up there. And so, we feel alone.

I'm not sure if this is your issue. If it is, let me know, and I'll continue.

For in the deep of the toilet, noone will hear you scream.

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, you are an in-the-closet Shik-meister. Admit it!!!

Abracadabra: When Christ returns, it is not going to be the same gentle Christ from 2000 years ago. As for the frequency of natural disasters, there have been recordings for hundreds of years. As an example, we know of the plagues of the Middle Ages. Facts are facts. Look at the number of natural disasters from 1900 to today and compare them to how many occurred from say 1700 to 1900, and it is not even close.

Hey, you realize that all newbies have to post a topic in the Rate My Profile category, asking us to rate them.

How can a woman not love me, as I am extremely Shikerrifc.

P.S. 2KidsMom, if I were down there, I would be "down there."
Boy howdy.

Startin_anew, you just made THE WALL OF SHIKI!!!

Hello!

Shiki's Inbox is flooded with e-mails from you. Now, I will never mention any names, because that is a violation of mingle2's policies, but I thought some of the topics may be interesting.

If you have any questions for Shiki, feel free to e-mail him.

This one comes from the midAtlantic part of the United States.

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Shiki:

u r 1 of the most arrogant people i have ever met. u r conceited, and not even funny. i dont know why people like u. go away, plzzzz

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Wow. Shiki is a humble, gentle little desert flower. We must disagree here, as I am extremely funny. Also, you failed to mentioned my tremendous sex appeal, as well as my intimate knowledge of uberboobers.

Seriously, why people like me is because I am funny, I do present my statements with intelligence, and I don't lie. After all, every woman knows that the worst thing you can do is lie to a woman.

In short, I am a bonafide original. What you see is what you get. You may not like what you see, but it is who I am.

Shiki
He's not just a man.
He's a manly man (with a plan).

I think that it is good to milk your woman. Whether milk comes out of the uber-honkers or not, an unmilked woman is a sad thing, indeed.

And so, fellas:

Milk is to milk,
Cheese is to cheese,
What good are yammies
Without a squeeze?

Chiki (spanish woman saying my name)

The couple that poos together, "do"s together.

P.S. ShyBrad, you just made THE WALL OF SHIKI!!!

Shiki is not going to rate this profile, because you seem like a good guy, but I want to give you some honest feedback. You're too nice.

Being nice is a great attribute; unfortunately, many people like to take advantage of nice people. Women do love nice people, but they also love a bit of mystery and excitement in their lives. They want a "good guy" and a "bad boy" at the same time.

I recommend toning down the "caring, affectionate" stuff and adding a bit about what you bring to the table, in terms of passion. You mention great qualities, but without comparable qualities of excitement and intrigue, women may get bored or look at you as the "friend," rather than as the "stud." And unless you want to hear them talking about why their boyfriends are not treating them right, instead of being such a boyfriend, bring out the "bad boy" qualities in you.

Just my two cents.

Shiki rates this profile a B. Here's why.

1. TOO SHORT. Here is what you write:

"I am 54 but of late have felt young again and ready to try the dating scene in hopes of meeting that special someone to share the joys of life with. I'm warm, caring and fun to be with."

Well, what about the person for whom you are looking? What do you seek in a man?

P.S. Never end a sentence in a preposition.

2. NICE PIC. However, a couple more would be better. You have a nice bod, and beautiful yam yams, but we never really get a sense of what you look like.

Still, a solid job for a first crack at a profile.

Shiki rates this profile a B. Here's why.

1. TOO SHORT. Here is what you write:

"I am 54 but of late have felt young again and ready to try the dating scene in hopes of meeting that special someone to share the joys of life with. I'm warm, caring and fun to be with."

Well, what about the person for whom you are looking? What do you seek in a man?

P.S. Never end a sentence in a preposition.

2. NICE PIC. However, a couple more would be better. You have a nice bod, and beautiful yam yams, but we never really get a sense of what you look like.

Still, a solid job for a first crack at a profile.

When you go to the bathroom, do you create "sinkers" or "floaters?"

"clap" (as in "the clap")

I think evolutionists have blind faith in a man who spent his life with turtles.