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Topic: You'll be sorry when Jesus gets back...
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Sun 03/27/11 05:58 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sun 03/27/11 05:59 PM
That's the kind of warning I get from frustrated people who take personal offense because I don't agree their religious views.

The question, and I have heard many different answers to this one...

What's going to happen when Jesus gets back?

or... what has to happen before he comes back?


or .. is he coming back at all?



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Sun 03/27/11 06:03 PM
Edited by Totage on Sun 03/27/11 06:11 PM
It's explained in Revelation, you can read it there.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1&version=NIV

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Sun 03/27/11 06:04 PM
Just make sure you look busy.....

:tongue:

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Sun 03/27/11 06:14 PM

It's explained in Revelation, you can read it there.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1&version=NIV


Hey I've read revelation and it reads like someone on drugs.

My point is that I have met different Christians and different off shoot religions of Christianity and they all have a different idea.


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Sun 03/27/11 06:15 PM
Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini


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Sun 03/27/11 06:15 PM

Uhh, for me Jesus =Houdini



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Sun 03/27/11 06:16 PM


Yes, and that does not even include some religions who claim their God is coming back.

The Mayan God also is coming back.

Hey its going to be a hell of a party.


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Sun 03/27/11 06:18 PM
why should i worry about something i have absolutely no control over?

depending on the doctrines there is nothing i can do to ensure I would be "saved" anyway, unless, it appears, that I take on the idea that I'm righteous and every one else is wrong...

which doesn't really work for me


oh yeah, and please don't leave me a dollar and fifty cent tip with a pamphlet about how one day I will be judged especially if your bill was over fifty(I would have happily taken that for a mere cup o joe)...I 'm not a stripper, and if I was, you were the one coming to the show...whats that say about your judgment day?

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Sun 03/27/11 06:20 PM

why should i worry about something i have absolutely no control over?

depending on the doctrines there is nothing i can do to ensure I would be "saved" anyway, unless, it appears, that I take on the idea that I'm righteous and every one else is wrong...

which doesn't really work for me


oh yeah, and please don't leave me a dollar and fifty cent tip with a pamphlet about how one day I will be judged especially if your bill was over fifty(I would have happily taken that for a mere cup o joe)...I 'm not a stripper, and if I was, you were the one coming to the show...whats that say about your judgment day?


i'll get in line for the show...love

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Sun 03/27/11 06:20 PM

Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini





Is that your God that's coming back?

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Sun 03/27/11 06:23 PM


It's explained in Revelation, you can read it there.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1&version=NIV


Hey I've read revelation and it reads like someone on drugs.

My point is that I have met different Christians and different off shoot religions of Christianity and they all have a different idea.




If you read it, then you know. :)

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Sun 03/27/11 06:24 PM


Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini





Is that your God that's coming back?


he NEVER left yo!noway laugh

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Sun 03/27/11 06:24 PM



Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini





Is that your God that's coming back?


he NEVER left yo!noway laugh


Exactly :)

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Sun 03/27/11 06:26 PM


Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini





Is that your God that's coming back?


I am my own GOD .

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Sun 03/27/11 06:27 PM



It's explained in Revelation, you can read it there.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1&version=NIV


Hey I've read revelation and it reads like someone on drugs.

My point is that I have met different Christians and different off shoot religions of Christianity and they all have a different idea.




If you read it, then you know. :)


Everybody has read it. Nobody knows.

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Sun 03/27/11 06:28 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sun 03/27/11 06:29 PM



Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini





Is that your God that's coming back?


he NEVER left yo!noway laugh




Well then why does everybody keep saying that Jesus is coming back then?

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.

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Sun 03/27/11 06:29 PM



Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini





Is that your God that's coming back?


I am my own GOD .




I get that!!

drinker


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Sun 03/27/11 06:29 PM


Uhh, for me Jesus =Hudini





Is that your God that's coming back?


Back from Vacation or something ?

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Sun 03/27/11 06:30 PM
are you jewish who is still waiting for the messiah. are you those people who believe that jesus already reurected and sacrifice for human sins. which ever you are. it depends on your faith. :heart: :heart: :heart:

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Sun 03/27/11 06:30 PM
When Jesus gets back he had better have the $20 he borrowed from me!

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