Dennis Leery explains it best...

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub-cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanite slop
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole, such an a**hole)

I use public toilets and I p**s on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat"
I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (he's the world's biggest a**hole)

Sometimes I park in the handicap spaces
While handicapped people make handicap faces
I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (he's a real f***ing a**hole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah
I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (he's the world's biggest a**hole)

You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal lions for head lights (yeah)
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those greeseball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a g*dd**n thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because we've got the bombs, that's why
2 words, nuclear f***in' weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tinian Square and it won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty p***ed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
That's how p***ed off the duke's gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Castive Eddies,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckenthorp, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas...
(Hey! You know, you really are an a**hole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (he's the world's biggest a**hole)
A-*-*-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-*-*-H-O-L-E
I'm an a**hole and I'm proud of it

"No Answer"

That might work...

Thinking I should look up an easy way to kill progs in Lubuntu, LightDM GTK is stuck open and won't die. Tried killing it through Task Manager, but get an error. Don't want to reboot, just want to kill a sticky unresponsive prog easy. I could leave it open, but don't want the dead window stuck in the Task Bar. I don't want to do any command lines either.

I'll tell you who puts fruit on their pizza, hippies and commies!

I agree with Cat, you don't put pineapple on your pizza and family owned are the best.

I never had real NY, NJ, or chicago pizza, but I have had some good pizza from Motown and Cincy. I've had chicago style and NY style, but I know that's not the same as the real thing.

WTF doesn't love pizza? I don't know of anyone who doesn't like pizza. Some people like some weird pizzas and like to call non-pizza items pizza, but still everyone likes pizza in some way.

Even though we're thousands of miles apart and that alone make us being together unrealistic, you're too liberal for my taste, and you're smart enough to convert, so even if we were face-to-face, we'd probably just be acquaintances at best. IDK though because we would always be flirting with the idea of something more, but that would never happen, so our friendship would probably just end up torturing us.

As for the one that is here, you're way too young for one thing. You may be smart, but I think you're still trying to figure yourself out. You can't even decide if you like men or women, but you think you may want something with me? I would say get back to me when you figure it out, but I'm not waiting around and really I don't think it would be worth the wait for you.

I see it as a bad idea, but necessary. We already have enough junk floating around in space and we cause enough damage to our own planet, let alone others that may not be as robust. Then again, if we don't do something, someone else will, so we should be doing something to protect ourselves.

Thanks, believe it or not this is actually a shorter version of what I had before. lol

I tried to give a good balance of pros and cons. I could probably condense a few things.

@Cat, that's 'cause you're still a youngin' on the forums. :P Actually, I haven't spent much time on the forums when you joined, then I was gone for a few years, then recently came back. Not a lot of people from way when are still here, lots of new faces.

Is it on Netflix? I might check it out. I'm not usually into crime and drama, but sounds interesting.

Thanks, it seems to flow ok, but there's parts that seem like they can be moved around.

I've never heard of it. What network is it on? What's it about?

It's time to update my profile. Given what some of you may have learned about me over the years in the forums, would you say it's accurate? What changes need I make? Formatting, sentence placing, etc.

I see, the only tolerable thing from McDonalds is their chicken strips. The BBQ sauce really isn't spicy. I'm a bit sensitive to spicy things and can't tolerate too much spiciness, but their BBQ sauce isn't bad.

Why can't you eat them?

IDK about the McRib, but their sweet and spicy chicken strips are good.

Yeah, I don't even know why I was reading it. I don't have cable or an antenna for OTA channels.

Two guys walk into a bar one guy ducks and the other says "Ouch!".

Not I, unless it miraculously falls into my lap, I'm not going to go after it. Even if it does fall into my lap, I might not even want it.

I don't like talking on the phone. I've done enough customer service, it's instinct for me to berate and swear at people on the phone, then demand they put their supervisor on.

Meeting people, meh, I regret meeting most people.

Anything else, I get exhausted just thinking about other things let alone actually doing anything.

What I want is to just lay in bed for the next 6 months then get up smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.